Two pump chump

Any douche who thinks he's got skillz, only to dump his stuff two pumps into it...

"Man, Ashley and I were gettin' it on, she stripped her shirt off, and I dumped my load in my drawers...."

by Chumper December 29, 2003

chumpkin

when a man jacks off while taking a shit

i was so hard up for a blumpkin, i gave myself a chumpkin.

by martydog74 August 16, 2003

chump

Somebody stupid nuf to put their real name in an urban dictionary definition.

Don't try to suck start yo lawnmowa. You actin like a chump. Might as well submit yo real name, foo.

by skymonster September 22, 2006

chumpy

An adjective describing one who is chumpy. From the television series Lois and Clark.

Someone is a chump, therefore he is chumpy.

by Sara January 2, 2005

chump

A person that generally thinks they are not being an asshole, when actually deep down inside they are total asswipes! and are hurting in some way or another.

a chumps self-worth is bloated by the sheer fact that they are imbeciles.

by anonymous June 9, 2005

chumpy

Someone who is gorgeous and cute. They love to snuggle and kiss. A pair of chumpies are soul mates who will always love each other very much.

I think you are very chumpy

by chumpybump February 20, 2009

Chumpy

To feel chumpy comfortable and warm, often hard to get out of bed, feeling too chumpy will send you back to sleep. Chumpy food - wholesome rich and cold winter food.

'I'm really chumpy'
'Too chumpy to get out of bed'
'That food was really chumpy'
'How chumpy are you? I alright for the now!'
'I've never always chumpy maybe!'

by Little Annie November 6, 2007