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Travel Chump

When you're travelling on a bus and your penis becomes erect.
"Oi bro that kid's got a travel chump."
by madman89990 March 30, 2015
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Chump

A chump is a specific kind of fool - specifically, someone who believes and supports the person who is making fun of them, making the foolishness that more foolish. It's one thing to be called an idiot, but to be a chump, you have to call the person who is calling you an idiot a great person because you are so clueless you do not realize the person has called you an idiot (or taken advantage of you in some way).
The Republicans who talk about law and order and serving their country are chumps for supporting Donald Trump, who loves their support while laughing hysterically behind their backs because they are such fools! Trump would never fight for his country - that's a job for chumps!
by Sardon January 2, 2022
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Chump

She unzipped his pants to find a scary ass chump hanging in front of her face.
by Flake The Chump January 16, 2017
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Chump

Porter Reynolds is a chump. He takes it in the ass.
by Chumpsquad September 4, 2021
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Chump

A person who talks absolute bubbles but is convinced they are the most intelligent in their group of 1.
Sam is at it again, talking nonsense. Sometimes he rings the takeaway just to ask if they do takeaway food. What a chump.
by Jimzzz82 August 15, 2021
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Chump jump

When someone jumps from one fuck boy to another fuck boy
"Is Emily still dating George?"
"No, but she's seeing some other jerk now"
"oh man.... so she's still doing the chump jump then?"
by emmileejoe September 18, 2017
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Chump

Easily manipulated, disrespected, and persuaded on a day-to-day basis; extremely sensitive; gets bullied
I cheated on him twice, then told him it was okay and it won’t happen again, and this chump actually listened to me. But you know on the low I still cheat. I told this chump if he doesn’t stop talking to his friends, I’m gonna leave him. Now he has no friends. What a chump.
by Casualcxm August 29, 2022
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