chud

a willfully ignorant person, often to their own detriment

Ron is such a chud; he thought his gun was unloaded, and tried to show off and shot himself in the foot.

Will is such a fan of Trump, even though his war with Iran has made gas $4 a gallon. What a chud.

chud by enochianjones September 23, 2026

Chud

1. Someone who does nothing
2. Someone who is either
•Lazy
•Unemployed
•Fat
•Unhealthy
or all of the above

I’m such a chud😩

Chud by A,H October 6, 2026

Chud

Chud, a word describing someone with no ambition or desire to do anything in life. Someone who likes to be lazy, eat junk food, doom scroll the same 3 socializing apps.

Friend: hey do you wanna do something exciting and fun on our day off?

Chud friend: Uhhh no thanks, i’m just gonna be a chud at home and do absolutely nothing productive in my day. Probably eat junk food and scroll social media.

Chud by BeetlejuiceB October 20, 2026

Chud.

An inversion of the natural order.
A man that seeks to be a natural aristocratic Chad but lacks the masculine qualities (intelligence,honour, dignity, strength, integrity)to be such.
The Chud seeks power and authority,but is never fit to have either.
A Chud will typically be given positions of power through nepotism or brown-nosing ,never through competence or merit.

Remus: did you see Justine Trudeau flipping burgers at the Calgary stampede?

Romulus:....ughhhh...what an absolute Chud.

Chud. by Raven_of_Raisins July 20, 2022

CHUD Fingers 

Essentially similiar to sausage fingers but for relatively disgusting people making the reference to C.H.U.D. ever so amusing.

That dude can't use an iPOD for business because he has CHUD Fingers.

CHUD Fingers by chudpuppet May 13, 2009

chud oil 

a term to describe the contents of the male ejacualation.

Dude, I just sprayed my chud oil all over Lisa's face.

chud oil by weiner22 February 10, 2008

chud butter 

the un-acknowledged remains of a womans long day, often taking the form of yellowish cream discharge with a consistancy of old yogurt. typically found in the panties.

i wish that bitch would pick her panties up. her chud butter looks like she fucked a hot dog.

chud butter by WILLISinNOLA November 8, 2007