Christopher Michael

A Christopher Michael (CM) is one individual who is addicted to Kelly Clarkson and makes sad jokes. This person is often loud, can occasionally make one good joke in one hundred and has various moles on his face and body.

That Christopher Michael made a sign at the Kelly Clarkson concert and Kelly Clarkson rejected his marriage proposal.

by driaxx February 26, 2009

Christchurch

The largest city in the South Island of New Zealand, once used rather frequently by housewives and grandmothers as a mild expletive being roughly equivalent to gosh or darn.

While definitely not averse to using such words as fuck and cunt, modern New Zealanders take great delight in reliving the stultifying drudgery of the 1950s and will often be heard to utter (at least ironically) the phrase "Oh, Christchurch!", especially when tripping up, falling over, climaxing, etc.

Sarah: I enjoy wanking you.
Mike: Oh, Christchurch! You've snapped my banjostring!

by Tama Boyle January 31, 2007

ChristopherReeved

To become paralyzed through sports, whether it be football or horse riding.

"My brother got ChristopherReeved last year when he broke his spine by playing football"

by Spyder October 24, 2004

christopher reeved

to smoke marijuana that makes you paralyzed.

Did you go to class today JP?
No I got christopher reeved and haven't left the house in 3 days.

by Alligator UGH May 6, 2008

Christopher Decker

The most amazing guy anyone will ever meet. He is sweet, loving, kind, amazing, and will take care of you when you're sick. He makes you smile whenever you're upset or need some cheering up. He'll make you one of the happiest people in the world.

I love you Christopher Decker. You are the most amazing guy in the world.

Me: You guys see that really cute guy?
Friend: You mean Christopher Decker?
Me: Yeah, him and I are together. :)

by Hidoroki'sGirlForever November 10, 2012

Brandon christopher

A homosexual man that has a small dick.

wow that kid at that table over there is a real "Brandon Christopher" damn son I feel bad for him. For rizzeale

by Pauljtmofo February 5, 2008

Christopher Brooks

He is the sexiest man you will ever meet. He has a heart of gold, and will do anything for you. He loves mountains, and if you ever lose him, he's probably hiking in the alps somewhere taking pictures. He normally goes by "Brawny Man" because of his sexy beard that not many people can pull off. He loves girls that have the name Chelsea, and will end up marrying one. but only because they're awesome. He is always traveling and meeting new people. His favorite kind of food to eat is Kashi. And his favorite place to live is nowhere. He enjoys putting a hamock in between two trees and calling it his home. He moves around alot, so dont get too attached, even though it'd be hard not to, because he's a perfect person. He's easy to love, fun to be around, and always willing to listen. And probably the sexiest man to walk the planet. kthanksbye.

Woahhh loook at Christopher Brooks, id love to hit that (; oh wait... i already did, because my name is Chelsea.

by Chelseakthanksbye August 22, 2011