Christ Lover

A devout christian conservative that bitches about other religions wanting to implement their beliefs into society who ironically pumps their own christian horseshit down everyone's throat.
Heard this motherfucking CHRIST LOVER bitching today about Muslims wanting to force Sharia Law on innocent American children. Next thing outta his mouth was how we need to force prayer in public schools.
by Tighter Than A Newborn July 26, 2011
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Christ-O's

The breakfast of online kid who refuse to die.

In games such as halo 3, Call of duty 4 and many others.
Guy 1: Bro that guy ate his Christ-O's this morning !

Guy 2: Man i know i wish i had mine this morning.
by Randy-J September 13, 2009
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Jesus Christ

The most disruptive figure in all of humanity, and the universe’s most nonreligious figure, whose death on the cross now allows humankind to have a direct communication line with their Creator, without daily, weekly, monthly, or annual rituals, rites, and animal sacrifices, or obeying man-made religious laws.
In some parts of the world, the mere mention of Jesus Christ, or being caught reading the Good News about His love and power, could land truth seekers behind bars, because His name is above all other names—all (human, demonic, or spiritual) forces, governments, and principalities on earth are under His sovereign rule.
by Fasters September 03, 2023
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cruton of christ

Flat dry waffer people receive as communion at the catholic church
I am going to church on Sunday to get my cruton of christ.
by HVACMAN2000 September 11, 2008
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cunt christ

Mad but have no one to blame but god
Playing call of duty multiplayer trying to finish a challenge and blame cunt christ because it's a peice of shit game
by ThePibbaBubberSodaPup January 08, 2017
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Jewnior-Christ

Jew that find Christ in themselves without the help of organized religion.
That Jewnior-Christ is so contemptious of religioun and peoples motives.
by Havel Villarreal December 07, 2007
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