1. (adj.) to masturbate excessively until one's penis falls off
2. (n.) the feeling of pain one gets after rubbing his penis too much
3. (adj.) to repeatedly ask for sexual favors esp. through text
4. (n.) an idiot, specifically of the nub or nubling family
2. (n.) the feeling of pain one gets after rubbing his penis too much
3. (adj.) to repeatedly ask for sexual favors esp. through text
4. (n.) an idiot, specifically of the nub or nubling family
1. "yo im so horny, im gonna chris so much tonight"
2. chris: i feel so chris
amanda: its from too much masturbating
3. "man im gonna just keep chrissing Amanda tonight until she comes over and sucks my dick"
4. mom: he put his christmas lights out in october
amanda: what a nub
mom: no, what a chris
2. chris: i feel so chris
amanda: its from too much masturbating
3. "man im gonna just keep chrissing Amanda tonight until she comes over and sucks my dick"
4. mom: he put his christmas lights out in october
amanda: what a nub
mom: no, what a chris
by rxkxdxx December 10, 2009
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by boopboop1234 April 11, 2010
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Mary: Dude, Chris just asked me out last night. He said that I was the only girl for him...but I said that I'll give him an answer later.
Martha: Really? He asked me out last night too...and I said yes.
Martha: Really? He asked me out last night too...and I said yes.
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some idiot who searched up his own name
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