Onion Chopper

An onion chopper is a person who constantly posts emotional, tear-jerker type videos or articles on social media, usually for cheap likes or upvotes. Term comes from people commenting “Someone’s chopping onions over here...”

Did you see Karen’s post about the dog who died saving their master from a fire? She’s such an onion chopper.

by Ssdgm6677 August 23, 2018

chip chopper

One that chips the chop. Takes on projects in small parts sometimes unaware of the big picture.

Joe is a rock steady chip chopper. He really chips the chop.

by stderr November 14, 2003

chopper

1) a souped-up motorcycle, which may or may not have been modified from its factory condition.

2) a helicopter. Any kind of helicopter -- military, police/emergency, media (news), or civilian.

1) A classic example of a "chopper" motorcycle is the one ridden by Peter Fonda in the movie "Easy Rider", which was emblazoned with a design of the American flag.

2) I saw a chopper (helicopter) come to airlift the injured person from the scene of the accident to the hospital.

by nutrishn October 5, 2013

sausage chopper

adj. when a female is on top during intercourse but because of a lacking of rhythm she folds your dick in half.

She is good in bed but I can't let her be on top cause she is a real sausage chopper.

by Super Steve May 17, 2017

Chopper Monkey

A Blackhawk Helicopter Crewchief, or any Helicopter Mechanic/Crewchief. Also the Name of the Blackhawk Helicopter Videos Produced by Crewchief Sgt Bruce Adams that began back in 2000.

Look at that Chopper Monkey Climbing up the side of that Blackhawk. He knows how to fix shit.

by Rogue1974 April 11, 2009

Get to the chopper

Walk into your room nuked and say get to the chopper in a Arnold Schwarzenegger voice

Hey babe get to the chopper

by Hi13425 September 28, 2021

rock chopper

Someone that has no ambition(s) in life.

Cannot complete natural selection.

My teacher called me a rock chopper because I have no ambitions in life.

by T Hunt 11 May 7, 2018