chalmartin'

one whom chills, or hangs out, at walmart

i'm chalmartin' bro, wanna join?

by tigbone October 24, 2007

Cholestorific

adj. being made of or having much Cholesterol
origin: Quanglish

Carl's Jr. Thickburgers are so good because they are so Cholestorific

by windar July 13, 2009

Chelmaphilic

it means cold

His rhymes were chelmaphilic

by Chelmaphilic January 13, 2010

Choley

Slang for Chilli (cold)

"Hold on let me grab my hoodie. It's looking kind of choley outside.

by baybacks January 15, 2013

Cholesterol Dick

Used to define when a female gains weight sometime after intercourse with a male. Many factors can go into the increased wieght, such as depression, lack of exercise, or poor dieting. Implication is that the male has fatty semen.

"Hey have you seen Debra after her break up with Todd four months back?"

"Yeah, she let her ass go. Todd's got some serious cholesterol dick."

by ORegan March 22, 2015

Chelmet

A chunder helmet. Using your hat like a bag to catch vomit when in a precarious situation such as a car or in public.

Jimmy was so drunk and dying for a vomit, he didn't have time to ask the cab to stop. Instead he had to use a chelmet.

by Chelmet Champ July 17, 2016

Chelmsford

Possibly the most boring town in New England, and definitely in Massachusetts. All people do is talk about how they take drugs, although it is almost impossible to find anyone to get them from. If you're a dolt, you'll fit right in. The adults really show the different, non-English speaking countries the people are from, because they are so bad at speaking English it is not even remotely funny. All the children are dumb, boring people with no direction in life, who don't take anything seriously. There are two things you can do that don't require driving to a different town: one, masturbate, and two, consider suicide. Don't move here. It's a rip off version of Dartmouth.

Adult 1: No Hagas Drugai, It Rovines Ur leafs, mkkkkk
Kid 1: Ugh, I get it ok, ugh

Me: (face palms) (In a whisper)Why the fuck did I move to Chelmsford?

by Einclarce May 31, 2016