Choking the chegwin

When one vigorusly materbates in a manner that resembles choking the popular tv star keith chegwin

"I saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eyes he had been choking the chegwin all night"

by Uncle boozer May 31, 2018

choking yoga

A turn of phrase that would imply you're choking during yoga but may, in fact, actually mean something else. Even if it wasn't something else, one could describe the event as choking yoga.

Anyway, so I choked earlier. I was in the middle of doing YOGA. . . when. . . all of a sudden. . . I'm swallowing into, like, that - you know that - that extra pipe back there? And all of a sudden just choking. I had to pause the video. . . go get water. Like it was just...

"Choking yoga". That's a thing now.

by Sajakain December 13, 2022

Choke the Ghost

The act of jerking off using a napkin. To choke the ghost.

"I choked the ghost for a solid two hours yesterday."
or
"Would you like to choke the ghost for me?"

by Kitnix March 26, 2015

choke roll

When something is so dry or overdone that you can barely get it down without almost choking.

"Dude! Moms chicken is so dry! A total choke roll".

by Pootsiebear February 06, 2015

Double-choke

When you hit your joint and then deep throat your partner causing you to double-choke.

The hubby and I got into a fight during "shark week" I agreed to make up sex but I didn't know he meant right then. So as I hit my joint, he made me double-choke!

by SithKitten by Darthvaporess March 30, 2021

choke piss

Something my Dad does in the bathroom when he goes pee.

Dad: piss *stop* piss *stop* pissss *stop*
Me: wtf.. Why does he always do a choke piss?

by chinchilla_chalupa October 01, 2013

choking pole

Performing fellatio

I nutted hard, she was fire at choking pole.

by Heatmakers November 17, 2016