choke piss

Something my Dad does in the bathroom when he goes pee.

Dad: piss *stop* piss *stop* pissss *stop*
Me: wtf.. Why does he always do a choke piss?

by chinchilla_chalupa September 30, 2013

eye choked

1. When your eyes seize up from emotion but you don't start crying.

2. When enjoying a sport in the water or snow, your eyes seize up from contact with physical elements.

That movie was dope, But when the dog died i got a little eye choked.

Hella pow day, it's dumping out here! Too bad my goggles snapped and I'm getting all eye choked.

by FIOHtj December 23, 2009

gut choke

A word (n.) defining the moment when one is too overtaken by emotion to continue as planned. Usually involving the attempted expression of love or sadness. Always involving tearing up and a choking feeling.

The guy was hit by a gut choke as he tried to sing a song he had written to his girlfriend, as she was readying to leave for a trip. Fortunately, he had written the lyrics down on an envelope, she read them, and the day was saved.

by ElCommissioner October 2, 2017

Choke the Ghost

The act of jerking off using a napkin. To choke the ghost.

"I choked the ghost for a solid two hours yesterday."
or
"Would you like to choke the ghost for me?"

by Kitnix March 29, 2015

Choking the chegwin

When one vigorusly materbates in a manner that resembles choking the popular tv star keith chegwin

"I saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eyes he had been choking the chegwin all night"

by Uncle boozer June 11, 2018

choke roll

When something is so dry or overdone that you can barely get it down without almost choking.

"Dude! Moms chicken is so dry! A total choke roll".

by Pootsiebear February 6, 2015

choking yoga

A turn of phrase that would imply you're choking during yoga but may, in fact, actually mean something else. Even if it wasn't something else, one could describe the event as choking yoga.

Anyway, so I choked earlier. I was in the middle of doing YOGA. . . when. . . all of a sudden. . . I'm swallowing into, like, that - you know that - that extra pipe back there? And all of a sudden just choking. I had to pause the video. . . go get water. Like it was just...

"Choking yoga". That's a thing now.

by Sajakain December 12, 2022