Cheez-it

A name for a person who completely and utterly fails to accomplish a set task, a n00b.

Bob: Damnit, Jack, I told you to bring the booze!
Jack: Aw, sorry, dude, I was too busy bating.
Bob: You're such a cheez-it. Why do I hang out with you?

by Michael Crockett January 28, 2008

Cheezus

The god of Cheese-Its. He is the patron saint of Halo 3 players. In order to gain his favor, a sacrifice of your entire team must be made. His blessings grant victory on the battlefield.

Private Arbolez betrays his teammate zogmufukui and then kills himself to gain Cheezus' favor.
Zogmufukui: WTF man!
Private Arbolez: Don't worry bro, Cheezus will let us win.
End of Match, their team wins.
Private Arbolez: Cheezus be praised.
Zogmufukui: Whatever...

by tehgreatestmanevar September 2, 2013

Nunavut Cheez Whiz

A term referring to twenty dollars, which is about the price of one jar of Cheez Whiz in the Canadian territory of Nunavut. Can also be multiplied (2 Nunavut Cheez Whiz= $40, 3 NCW =$60, etc.)

"Hey! Don't touch that three-hole punch! It costs like, 3 Nunavut Cheez Whiz!"

by Do Australians Feel Love? June 15, 2009

chazzup

telling someone to shut up
"Shut yo ass up"

Reggie: Man yo gurl lookin real good bruh
Tyrone: Chazzup bruh!

by lilbuddy25 September 27, 2009

Cheez Mac

two people who go together like pasta (macaroni) and cheese
need to be in hot state to mix well

"those two though right"
"yeah like totally"
"Cheez Mac. like right?"
"ha like for real"

by Krkič November 20, 2019

The Cheezies

a group of ten men from Miami University in the state of ohio that do accapello performances. Abnormally cute and incredibly nice they seem to start up "Cheezy craze" where ever they go.

Oh my gosh! Did you see the Cheezies. I'ma marry me one.

by Skimble Shanks November 21, 2009

chocolate cheezo

It's when you jizz on a girls chest, then poop on it, and rub it in with your butt.

Maria passed out last night, so I made some chocolate cheezo on her boobs.

by MRBA1RD October 14, 2016