absolute cheeseburger

said (mostly about food) to indicate something is good

Usually I don’t like salads, but this one is absolute cheeseburger!

by saddestwhiteboy March 2, 2025

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Absolute Cheeseburger

An American slang term for praising something, usually food, for it's taste, by comparing it to an American Cheeseburger.

"This wrap is absolute cheeseburger! You should totally try it!"

by GuySmith March 2, 2025

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Triple Cheeseburger with Extra Relish

A cheeseburger with no cheese, cheese on the side, three patties (grilled to perfection), 1 medium rare bun, 1 medium-done bun, a steak on the side, extra relish, extra extra relish, extra extra extra relish, and a corndog stabbed through the middle. No pickles.

"Hi, sir, welcome to McDonalds; can I take your order?"
"Can I have a Triple Cheeseburger with Extra Relish?"
"..."
"The meal or a triple cheeseburger with twice the amount of relish?"
"..."
"Alright, I'll make it."
"..."

by WelcomeToYourLife November 29, 2025

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Phallus Cheeseburger

When someone mentions something extremely specific. Someone can tag on Phallus cheeseburger or someone can acknowledge the specificness by adding it on themselves

Person 1: What car do you have?
Person 2: It’s a Ford Fiesta MKII Zetec 1.5l
Person 1: *scoff* Phallus Cheeseburger much?

Person 1: What car do you have

Person 2: It’s a Ford Fiesta MKII Zetec 1.5l Phallus Cheeseburger
Person 1: *scoff* Yeah, right

by EggLord5170 January 10, 2026

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steaming a cheeseburger

you proceed to Dutch oven a girl, and while you bask in the ambience of the aroma you proceed to have vaginal intercourse, thus creating the steamed cheeseburger.

dude, last night my kid walked in on me steaming a cheeseburger!

by Big dick suddy September 9, 2015

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