disney channel

The only network more evil than mtv. Nuff said

Yesterday I got so bored, I watched the disney channel for about half an hour; it gave me terminal brain cancer.

by doopidman June 30, 2014

Channeled

When you make a mold of your vaginal canal.
And use it as a strap on, to turn your man into a pillow biter.

I totally channeled that dude last night. He took it like a champ.
*High five*

by Ohgheez August 4, 2019

Fuck Channel

A person who lives in their own fucked-up world. Dont see anything outside their own ideas and belief system. Sort of like extreme mental tunnel vision

Your nothing but a fuck channel.

You fuck channel

by Modern day arguer February 1, 2010

gold chainer

A particular class of douchebag who usually wears a gold chain with extra douchosity. A player. Very sleazy sometimes also has a 70's porn moustache. Warning: Even if personality & looks seem ok, a gold chain tells the real story. Steer clear at all costs.

Let's get out of here. There's a gold chainer heading our way.

by samiam11 June 20, 2011

disney channel flow

Some part at the beginning of Jake Paul’s new music video that really doesn’t have a meaning to it, I really just wanted to try and define it.

“It’s every day bro, with that Disney Channel flow”

by Minerbros365 June 11, 2017

channelling

Channelling is a concept in spiritualism where a person allows their body to be used by the ghost of a dead person, who can then talk to the others present through them. In casual speech, "channelling someone" means imitating another, acting, talking or thinking just like that person.

Obama: "Whoops, I slipped and accidentally said I wanted us to export more jobs - I was totally channelling Romney there for a sec."

by Vree65 May 23, 2014

channel 1

A form of propaganda used in public schools. It is basically 15 minutes of military and anti-drug commercials with 1 or two minutes of biased 'news' in between.

Channel 1: JOIN THE NAVY!

Students:(in unison) Yes, master.

Channel 1: IF YOU SMOKE WEED ONCE YOU WILL DIE!!!

Students:(in unison, again) Yes, master.

Channel 1: BUSH IS AN EXTREMELY HANDSOME, BRAVE, INTELLIGENT LEADER!

Students:(in unison) Yes, he is, isn't he?

Me:(destroys TV with bat.) FORM YOUR OWN OPINIONS DAMMIT!

Students:(Unison) BUSH IS AN EXTREMELY HANDSOME, BRAVE, INTELLIGENT LEADER!

Me:FUUUUUUCCCK!

by trevor the greatest lover in the world December 14, 2008