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channel 1

A show usually hosted by one incredibly hot girl and one humongous tool bag.
That gay black guy <- huge tool
by Deahenle November 2, 2004
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channelclicker

1.My E-Mail address and alias for everything online since the 7th grade. Derived from an Orange County commercial featuring Jack Black.

2. Someone handsome and smart; who you wish you could be.
"Where's my channelclicker?"
-Jack Black

I don't know who he is, but that channelclicker guy is ace.
by channelclicker February 13, 2005
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channel crashing

The entry by many irc users at once into a bot controlled channel when the original op / creator is not present. Trespassers chat as normal, drink all the owner's alcohol, become rowdy, break stuff, then leave. The only evidence is the virtual grafiti left in the log files.
Bored with their regular routine, the users from #chatmeup decided to go channel crashing.
by SoylentBlack July 21, 2004
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channel.5.news

literally god. suffering from a broken back from singlehandedly carrying tik tok. the only tik tok account to exist.

despite the username, will probably ironically drop out from the broadcast journalism program
omg have you seen the new post from channel.5.news? it’s the best thing i’ve ever seen!
by bruhmoments17 June 22, 2021
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spam channel

A whining knobhead who joins an internet discussion forum and then whines about how vindictive the moderators are.
Spam Channel is the prime example.
by MiddleAgedDirtBag February 8, 2008
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Universal Channel

The channel that, when nothing is on, you always put on, in hopes that something good will come on it sooner or later.
Guy 1: Ugh...There's nothing on TV!
Guy 2: Yeah, I know. That's why I just put on my universal channel.
Guy 1: Really? So did I. What're you watching?
Guy 2: ...Rachel Ray...
by AimeeKeiko August 28, 2009
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Shopping channel - syndrome

You know you have Shopping channel - syndrome, when:

- You buy something completely frivolous, just because it's been marketed to you by people with smiling faces.

- When you buy something in the belief, that if you had one you'd use it every single day (ex. bench press), but after finally buying it you use it for a while and then leave it to rot in your basement

- Also, if you buy a product just for the positive image you have in you're head of having one
Marcus finally bought the punching bag he'd been dreaming of, used it for a couple of weeks, and now it just dangles from the ceiling reminding him of his Shopping channel - syndrome
by B0hem September 29, 2010
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