Metaphorical Champagne

1. Fake alcohol
2. Stress reliever; can be person, place, thing, or event, etc.

1. T'where is the metaphorical champagne!
2. Sam: Yo! I had such a rough day!
Sally: How about some metaphorical champagne?
Sam: Yeah! I could use some ice cream.
Sally: Can I join you? My metaphorical champagne are mashed potatoes and gravy.

by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015

Sippin that champagne

When someone is going for more despite gaining more than he originally had.

Ron - Yo you see Adam going in on that hand?
Joe - Yeah he be Sippin That Champagne right there.

by Thighs = Demise March 10, 2019

champagne woman

1: a woman that is very social and wont shut their fucking mouths.
2: a posh woman with Karen tendencies (commonly used by charvas)

charva 1: yo man, yo mama a champagne woman.
white non gigachad rizzler wannabe chav: shut your motherfucking mouth nigga

by teufort_beatz (tf2 music) February 28, 2024

7 and Champagne

someone who drives a car with their left hand on the "7" position on the steering wheel with a cup, glass, or mug,
drinking with their right hand while driving.

While my car was at a stop light, I looked over and noticed the driver in the car next to me was 7 and champagne.

by Dr OG April 19, 2019

Wetherspoons Champagne

A lager top made from something cheap like Carling or Fosters and instead of lemonade they use Tim Martin's jizz

I'm celebrating so can I have a Wetherspoons Champagne please

by Weatherfork February 19, 2024

Champagne lip smack

A champagne lip smack is a procedure a female would use to wake her partner from sleep.

First she must undress completely, then straddle her partners face, putting her lovely labia against his/her peaceful sleeping lips.

Next she pours her favorite champagne down the front of her breasts, allowing the bubbly liquid to flow down, across her labia and in to her partners lips causing them to wake up delighted by the surprise.

"Mom, my husband won't wake up, he keeps sleeping through his alarm."

"Did you try a champagne lip smack honey?"

"That's great advice mom, thank you"

by Dome luver July 31, 2022

Champagning

Champagning is the act of jerking off until the point of near ejaculation. The jerker then swiftly places their thumb over the tip, causing the load to spray like champagne.

Man one: ‘Nice haircut’
Man two: ‘Thanks. I think I’m going to do some Champagning tonight.’

by BrownEggsWithCheese March 16, 2022