champagne dog bath

a waste of money and/or resources

That Temu trampoline sure was a champagne dog bath.

by Deluxe Raccoon September 18, 2025

Champagne Socialist

A socialist or left leaning person, usually someone famous or influential, who promotes left wing ideals while possessing considerable wealth. The term originated in the United Kingdom. It is often used to criticize public figures who are left wing, but do not use their wealth in ways that would help others, or said wealth was acquired unethically.

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by chungus 69 October 26, 2025

champagne voter

A voter perceived as affluent, urban, and socially liberal, whose political preferences are often associated with progressive or cosmopolitan values rather than traditional working-class concerns. Often used by those with opposing views to suggest detachment from the realities of everyday life affecting the majority of the population; contrasted with voters who are assumed to be more in touch with common issues based on socio-economic status or locale.

He was such a champagne voter that he cast a ballot for a hypocritical and affluent buffoon instead of standing up for the middle class.

by Type2GenomeManiac November 2, 2025

Wino with a champagne glass

Someone who tries to pretend they’ve got a lot of money, but they don’t have anything
A wino is someone who drinks excessive amounts of cheap wine or malt liquor, and champagne is generally more expensive than wine, so it wouldn’t make sense for them to drink from a champagne glass unless they can actually afford champagne.

“That damn Rodger will put a 100 dollar bill on a stack of 1s and act like he’s counting up 100s”
“He’s like a wino with a champagne glass to be exact”

by AlfredDitchCock January 3, 2026

American Champagne

An oxymoron.

Champagne can only come from France, in the region of Champagne.

Somebody tell Donald Trump that there's no such thing as American Champagne businesses.

by Txorromorro March 15, 2025

Champagne social-Islamist

sham-pain so-shul-iz-lam-ist
(noun)

A clueless rich kid who waves Pride flags with one hand and Hamas flags with the other. Pretends to fight for freedom, women's rights, and gay rights - while simultaneously backing troglodyte extremists who'd have them tortured, beheaded, or tossed off a building. Loves to rail against the "evils" of capitalism, all while sipping Veuve Clicquot™ on their yachts all day, posting vapid commie nonsense on Instagram™ with their iPhone. Powered by cognitive dissonance so severe it should qualify as a mental illness.

see also: useful idiot, dhimmi idiot, chickens for KFC, hypocrite, clueless dipshit

Greta Thunberg is a textbook Champagne social-Islamist.

by _L_C_ June 3, 2025

Champagne National Socialist

A term coined to describe individuals who espouse national socialist and related ideologies while simultaneously enjoying the benefits of a globalized, multicultural society. Similar to the concept of a "Champagne Socialist," a Champagne National Socialist often advocates for policies that prioritize their own ethnic or national group, yet paradoxically embraces cultural diversity and interconnectedness of the world.

Person A: "Did you see that politician speaking about strict immigration policies while they vacationed in multiple foreign countries last month?"
Person B: "Yeah, classic Champagne National Socialist move, trying to have it both ways."

by The 🍓 September 29, 2023