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chalk bandit

A bitchass motherfucker from Colorado. Known to vandalize skate shops and art stores. The true identity of the Chalk Bandit is unknown but there are many suspects. Chalk Bandit sightings have been reported in other states.
You: Did you see the news? They caught the Chalk Bandit
Them: Which one?
by Norbert Parker March 13, 2023
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chalk

Chalk is used as a general negative. It can be used to describe something in a negative connotation.
That exam was chalked.
I can't make it to the party I'm chalked, I need to study.
by ch@lkster April 3, 2022
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Chalking

"He was chalking me on the plane, and he begged to do it in the car to"
by mr chalker January 10, 2025
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magic chalk

A chunk of calcium carbonate with marijuana in the mix. Found in a cave on a land mass in the world known commonly as the chalk zone. The first known person to ever hold this stuff is Rudy Tabootie, who ordered marijuana chalk, and now thinks that he is a boy going on adventures in a chalk board with his imaginary friend who is, ironically, named snap. He does stupid things in his imagination with and sometimes thinks of a girl named penny sanchez who looks like a character from

The obscure show "cyber chase" and needs to get over his marijuana issues.
Still think it's no big deal?
Rudy, you have to draw something!
AND of course, magic chalk
by Baxterdam September 27, 2017
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Chalking the Nose Cue

The act of being so into a 69, your nose enters her rectum, causing a brown rub on your nose tip...
"Dude, Christine had me so into 69ing with her last night, I didn't realize how much I got into her; I chalked my nose cue..."
"Mark, that is REALLY Chalking the Nose Cue}, it's still there! WASH YOUR FACE!!!"
by DirtyMark27 December 11, 2017
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Chalk it

Essentially to give up and call it quits. Fits best when the overall tone of the conversation is one of defeat or gloom.
Eddie: Listen man, we've been playing this game for the past 2 hours and we still can't get a win. I think it's time we chalk it.

Luis: Nah man, we can't get off without a win.
by El Bichota August 26, 2023
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