man chair

A reclining chair with all the bells and whistles. Most man chairs come with a beer holder and a fold out foot rest. Ideal for the football season.

I told my girl she could buy a love seat if she let me buy the Deluxe Man Chair. The thing had a built in refrigerator!

by jeru411 September 25, 2008

emo chair

The chair in any seating area that is somehow removed from the main area, with other chairs and couches, so whoever sits in it appears to be emo. Can also be a bean bag or pillow. Often placed in a corner.

"Joe, there's an empty spot here on the couch -- get out of the emo chair and come be social."

by Shannon L.W. January 14, 2008

Swivel Chair Patrol

Another name for the Civil Air Patrol. While this name may sound like we don't do much, we actually do alot. The swivel chair just helps us do it in the quickest possible way.

Cadet: Why are we call the Swivel Chair Patrol?

Senior Member: Because we do more than the Boy Scouts and JROTC combined.

by CadetKid November 19, 2009

chair pusher

A school worker that gets paid $3.25 an hour and is proud that they push in chairs for a living.

1. BeOtrice shlipped me in the head with her ass when she waddled by to push in the chairs at my table.
2. Suzy don't be a BeOtrice and stop pushing in the chairs, thats her job!!
3. I'm not pushing in my chair, thats the chair nazi's job.

by Kaylabrandonalicia September 7, 2005

Capizzi Chair

A special chair, first used by a teacher in Philly, that has three walls around it blocking the occupants view.

The only downside that it sometimes causes other students to have to suffer through the whining of the child occupying the chair, or even the possibility of the child attempting to move to neighboring desks.

The prefix "Capizzi" can also be used to describe any device used for student punishment.
Example: Capizzi Gun, Capizzi Grenade, Capizzi knife

"Steve was bein a real ass, so Farber moved him back to his Capizzi Chair"

"Don't start or i'll make you sit in the Capizzi Chair"

by Rap12G May 9, 2005

first chair

The first chair of the day at a ski mountain, if you have the first chair, then you are the first person on the mountain.

"Let's leave for the mountain at around 9:15 tomorrow."

"Nah dude, we gotta be first chair so let's leave at 8:00."

by tcim2597 February 13, 2012

chair

almost always useful. a person has to invest a great amount of faith into this object, for if it breaks (which is entirely possible) then one is putting the fact that they are currently not disabled at great risk ie. they could become disabled

Boy1: What you on bruv?
Boy2: A chair
Boy1: Isit? That's Sick
Boy2: Yeh, but I'm being careful though, 'cos if it breaks I could end up disabled.
Boy1: Mate, I wouldn't take the risk; I don't even sit on chairs anymore

by Willis McGee July 21, 2006