cream castle

A shitty airbnb in Mormon country that smells of cat piss, with a very odd nonsensical floor plan, hidden basement, a demon drawing on the wall and bathrooms with no walls but a bidet. And a questionable hot tub. That happens to be cream colored.

Are y’all ready to head back to the Cream Castle? We have shredded all day in Park City and I can’t feel my toes. Need a hot tub dip.

by Cream Queen December 13, 2020

Comfy Castle

A charming little place to make some great friends and get tons of cookies.

Ruff: Wanna come over to Comfy Castle?
René: Yes! We can have a cookie fight!
Dino: :CookieDoggo:

by SirCafé June 10, 2021

cryptic castle

Madarchod Server, Shitty Server with Shitty Admins and Community

Boy 1: u like cryptic castle?

Boy 2: no i hope that server die in hell

by ibro2008 July 9, 2021

sam castle

Sam castle the perfect definition is god

Thank god no thank Sam castle

by Scastle October 8, 2021

sam castle

Sam castle The perfect definition is God

Thank god no thank Sam castle

by Scastle October 8, 2021

Coral castle

The act of cumming on the anus and letting the semen harden and repeating the act layer by layer.

He coral castled my asshole last night.

by Marco Abernathy November 1, 2021

Bouncy castle

When you get done having sex and are filled with his kids

He filled me up like a bouncy castle

by Sawyer Tom December 22, 2021