KILLER CAMERA

Also known as killer constipated is a person who gets slapped on a game called Elder scrolls online he is also carried by a pencil pecker named Zexy

Im killer camera and i love my kneecap hair

by Incappable- July 11, 2019

National Castrate-a-Muther-Fucker Day

April 24th

No definition needed
#nationalcastrateamutherfuckerday

you touch a human wrong, especially on this National Castrate-a-Muther-Fucker Day , ANYONE has the right to castrate-a-muther-fucker by means of their choice.

by SteveNeffer April 19, 2021

Evie Caserta

down fucking bad..

damn Evie Caserta... life really isn’t that bad

by BigPapa4545 May 5, 2021

Edward Camerahands

A game where the player must duct tape cameras to his hands which both livestream to YouTube. The player cannot remove the cameras until he has been arrested. He also loses if charges are filed.

Man 1: You up for a game of Edward Camerahands?
Man 2: Nah, I nearly got shot last time.

by KugelblitzInTheBathtub June 24, 2021

Where's the Cameras?

A phrase used when something so absurd and ludicrous happens, that those bearing witness to the stupidity think they're on a hidden-camera television show. So, they're waiting for the camera crews to come out laughing. The phrase can be used as a result of a ridiculous statement, event, or altercation with another person.

Woman: Would you like to sign a petition to end the sexual exploitation of dairy cows, who are being assaulted every time they are milked without their consent?

Man: Wait...What? How is this a thing?

Woman: How is what a thing!?

Man: Come on, where's the cameras? Are you being serious right now?

by Fawning Girl August 15, 2019

Shake the camera

The act of masturbation.

Originates from having FaceTime sex and the camera shaking with the motion.

“Me and X shook the camera last night”
“When did you last shake the camera?”

by MCEGWM November 22, 2020

turn your camera on

when your teacher tells you to put your camera on, even tho your still there.

Teacher: Well, let’s start the lesso- oh. Dylan may you turn your camera on?
Dylan: Bruh- but I’m here
Teacher: it’s just in case if you walked away. I do not wanna call your parents.
Dylan: I’m leaving. *Leaves meet*
Teacher: Oh, well... I’m calling parents..

by iiixxxxllyyyy March 10, 2021