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know for making a girl cum twice in the back of a kia sorento while higher than a ladder
wow you gave her the carson special
carson is the funniest, kindest, smartest boy you’ll meet. He can cheer you up in a second, and make you feel like you’re the only girl in the world. Hes so attractive and so cute, he has beautiful green eyes and the best smile in the whole world. His laugh is the cutest thing you’ll hear and his voice is the best sound in the world. He’s someone i’m gonna marry one day.
1: is that carson?
2: yes isn’t he so perfect

1: yess!! he’s cute as HELL!
carson by luckilover August 7, 2023
a friend who dresses like a manilla envelope, and is such a caretaker friend. He chefs up whenever you’re hungry and always makes sure you’re well fed. He is the spearhead of the sassy man apocalypse, and he rocks a turtleneck like a German milf. You’d be honored to be his friend. He is brutally honest but always acts out of the kindness of his heart. His kryptonite is a good ole glass of wine.
Yo did you see Carson out like a light with his room smelling like my grandma’s house?

Yeah he’s such a good friend!
carson by Bignoosa September 23, 2023
Carson is a very special boy. Not physically, but mentally. He likes to goon for multiple hours especially when the gooning takes place within his family.
I heard Carson was gooning with his mother for 10 hours last night!
Carson by Jiggly bob October 13, 2023
Very sexy and cute. Really good guy. Will never leave you. Is very loyal and very protective. Loves the fall. If you have a Carson in your life don't lose him.
I'm so jelly. That girl has a Carson.
conceived in a car, he has the speed of turbo the snail. He is the son of marsh dwellers and very agile. He well known amongst the sped tribe. Don't mess with carson because he will strip naked and bark like a dog. He will also hump your leg. Carson makes the perfect gaurdian.
"quick an intruder! get carson to hump them out the door!
Carson by catrabies October 27, 2023