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Ben Card

Basically a flaming homosexual hailing from a gay friendly community of the Northeast such as South Portland, ME or Providence, RI. Known specifically for looking out of place or just loitering.
(Definition does not refer to a specific person)
They are one Ben Card away from a fruit salad.
by Mellion Bob July 25, 2008
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V-card

A person's virginity
Rob: I almost lost my V-card last night.
Devon: Oh, do tell.
Rob: I went to Weston last night and this girl was hitting on me all night.
Devon: And?
Rob: She said she wanted me to rape her.
Devon: Did you?
Rob: No.
Devon: Why not?
Rob: I didn't know if she was joking or not.
Devon: You idiot.
by Mister D November 1, 2004
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crip card

Crip card is a term originated in Northern Calif Bay Area that refers to the blue handicap placard that you put in your windshield that indicates your handicap and thus allowed to park in the designated handicap spots.
..." Kara I am going into the city can I borrow your crip card so I can find easy and free parking"?
by TimCargile August 26, 2013
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slut card

when a good girl is allowed to be a slut every now and then and no one can give her shit.
I haven't been with a guy in 6 months, imma go wild at this party tonight and use my slut card.
by biiznatch February 10, 2009
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swipe card

Passing an object through someone's butt crack when they are not looking.
I took that badminton rackett and gave him a swipe card.
by Shawn Maglicic May 22, 2005
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Memory Card

When a person's alibi for doing something wrong is that they don't remember. OJ's Lawyers played the race card. Some play the memory card.
When I asked Colleen about breaking my windshield, she played the memory card and denied knowing anything about it.
by ts15210 January 21, 2010
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Spare Card

it is said when one person in a conversation sets them self up for a massive joke and another person in the conversation spares their humiliation.
dude1: yo, im really in the mood for some hot dogs
dude2: oh man i could have got you so bad but i'll give you a spare card this time.
by ABS-OF-STEEL April 21, 2009
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