An incredibly brutal hangover, one that lasts for several days. Symptoms are much harsher than a regular hangover, incluning aches that affect the whole body and a reaction to
further alcohol similar to Alex from A Clockwork Orange when exposed to violence
further alcohol similar to Alex from A Clockwork Orange when exposed to violence
by theshane August 16, 2006
Get the beer cancer mug.As far as the Internet is concerned, the term "Cancer" is used to refer to any subject matter, media, page, person, or group of people that incessantly posts idiotic material. This garbage is then reposted endlessly by masses of mindless fans, and is oftentimes unavoidable even to those who don't want to see it. Internet Cancer is unbearably irritating, and currently the only theoretical cure for it is for masses of Big Name sponsored trolls to come together in beautiful unison and spam Cancerous pages into nonexistence.
The Cancerous material that plagues Facebook, Tumblr, Youtube etc., is most often birthed by vapid, shallow celebrities or pseudo-celebrities, since they generally have the highest concentration of like-minded, empty headed fans that will happily spread their cancer and clog the newsfeeds with this garbage.
One example of Internet Cancer is "Brandon Cyrus." Brandon Cyrus is a pseudo-celebrity, whose Facebook fame has given him 326 thousand 'likes.' Despite such a large following, all he ever does is:
1. Shamelessly beg for likes/subscribers
2. Post stereotypical, super-generalized statements that virtually any human being world could "relate to"
3. Make demands of his fans in return for a fake phone number and promises that he'll text them, which fans regularly complain of him never doing.
"Like if you hate being ignored." is an example of a typical Brandon Cyrus post, which are typically liked/shared by thousands of shallow fans.
The Cancerous material that plagues Facebook, Tumblr, Youtube etc., is most often birthed by vapid, shallow celebrities or pseudo-celebrities, since they generally have the highest concentration of like-minded, empty headed fans that will happily spread their cancer and clog the newsfeeds with this garbage.
One example of Internet Cancer is "Brandon Cyrus." Brandon Cyrus is a pseudo-celebrity, whose Facebook fame has given him 326 thousand 'likes.' Despite such a large following, all he ever does is:
1. Shamelessly beg for likes/subscribers
2. Post stereotypical, super-generalized statements that virtually any human being world could "relate to"
3. Make demands of his fans in return for a fake phone number and promises that he'll text them, which fans regularly complain of him never doing.
"Like if you hate being ignored." is an example of a typical Brandon Cyrus post, which are typically liked/shared by thousands of shallow fans.
"Like/Share to save children in Africa from Kony" and not a single child was saved that day.
"Like/Share if you think she's beautiful despite her horrendously disfiguring disease..."
"Like/Share if you think he's cute even though he's obviously incredibly unattractive"
"#YOLO" is an acronym for a cliche phrase "You only Live Once." This phrase has only recently been made cancerous by a vapid celebrity known as Drake.
"#SWAG" is the shortened form of the word "Swagger," that's recently been bastardized and made cancerous by a number of vapid celebrities.
"If you don't repost 1million times you will die in one hour and never find love"
etc.
"Like/Share if you think she's beautiful despite her horrendously disfiguring disease..."
"Like/Share if you think he's cute even though he's obviously incredibly unattractive"
"#YOLO" is an acronym for a cliche phrase "You only Live Once." This phrase has only recently been made cancerous by a vapid celebrity known as Drake.
"#SWAG" is the shortened form of the word "Swagger," that's recently been bastardized and made cancerous by a number of vapid celebrities.
"If you don't repost 1million times you will die in one hour and never find love"
etc.
by Kirika Kure October 14, 2012
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Computer code that starts out small, and through extensions gains a few "bad practice" changes. Over the years, extensions mirroring the bad practice start adding up, until physical symptoms begin to appear. The system may become slow and unresponsive but it still work, for example, so it continues to grow uncontrollably.
Once this happens, there are no good options. You are forced to choose between the software development equivalents of chemotherapy or radical surgery.
Like other forms of cancer, early detection and treatment is the best option.
Once this happens, there are no good options. You are forced to choose between the software development equivalents of chemotherapy or radical surgery.
Like other forms of cancer, early detection and treatment is the best option.
16000 lines of code full of elseif statements that takes far too long to load and display a single invoice is a fine example of Code Cancer.
The story is called "Immutable Invoices" on "TheDailyWTF"
The story is called "Immutable Invoices" on "TheDailyWTF"
by TheHub November 24, 2009
Get the Code Cancer mug.1. A cancer that occurs in the semi-colon. It is deadly. Side-effects include: a coma and/or massive periods, even in men.
2. A minor bout of colon cancer, not to be confused with number 1.
3. A semi-colon that pops outs out of your printer, copier, scanner, etc. irregularly.
2. A minor bout of colon cancer, not to be confused with number 1.
3. A semi-colon that pops outs out of your printer, copier, scanner, etc. irregularly.
by Whitem@il January 6, 2011
Get the Semi-Colon Cancer mug.Online Social Meanings, mostly used in forums:
Group of people who encourages more people (hence cancer's spreading nature) go join a certain forum with then corrupts the traditions and influenced (usually in a faggotry sense) the forum.
In other words, Newfags in numbers who couldn't shut up.
Group of people who encourages more people (hence cancer's spreading nature) go join a certain forum with then corrupts the traditions and influenced (usually in a faggotry sense) the forum.
In other words, Newfags in numbers who couldn't shut up.
by Anonymous asdfasdf August 20, 2008
Get the Cancer mug.The disease of person (often politician or journalist) who is constantly spewing statistics and refuses to back up their arguments with anything else.
Person 1: Dude, Bush refuses to use anything but numbers to prove that the Iraq war was a good idea.
Person 2: I know, he's totally got statisticular cancer.
Person 2: I know, he's totally got statisticular cancer.
by montycus October 10, 2007
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