Calvin Time

When one edits pictures of sandwiches over hentai cocks

What do you think Calvins doing?
Oh, he's locked in his room. Must be enjoying some Calvin time.

by NM AA SP LA AM January 23, 2022

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Calvin has a a huge ass dick, so huge he has to stuff it in his sock.

Calvin, what did you stuff in your pants?

nothing, that’s my huge ass dick.

by Hoax,.mc January 28, 2022

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When a woman invites herself over to your place and doesn't have sex with you
Girl: I'm coming to your place at 2 am
Calvin: Ok, sex?
Girl: No, we are just going to cuddle and I will sleep over and snore

I heard my buddy just got calvined by that smelly girl from england
Well thats what he gets for getting wilth a british "person"

by brithater81 April 2, 2022

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A nice caring young man and loves almost everyone.He is nice to lots of people even if they are mean to him.The only one he can't stand is his sister.Calvin is a single man but looks awesome but is awkward ever time he walks up to a girl.yes he can be shy sometimes with someone he does not know.

Girl 1:Have you seen Calvin?I was willing to ask him out today.

Girl 2:No he didn't come today but if I see him tomorrow i'll tell him.

Girl 1:Man he's such a Calvin.

by handle mann April 4, 2022

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