Calling the Guard

Calling the Guard occurs when someone says something that questions their sexuality, and can be inferred as a homosexual comment. The Guard can be called at any time, unless the subject claims "no homo." The severity of the comment can be directly correlated with the Loudness of the call (See example).

Example 1 of Calling the Guard: (slightly sus)

Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass

Nate: Uhhh, Guard?

Example 2: (extremely sus)

Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy

Jeremy: GUARD!!!!

by GuardMan69 December 13, 2019

calling your mom at 3am

A demonic ritual to summon the devil and Hideo Kojima

OOH NO GUYS CALLING YOUR MOM AT 3AM OHH NO CAPTAIN JOHN SMITH CAME TO MY HOUSE

by Ccgggyu March 25, 2020

Callie

Callie is a girl that does like to have many friends because she likes the ones she has. Callie is a girl who likes other girls and want a girlfriend but she want to wait for the right time. Not only is a bad bish but she I comfortable in her own body. She may seem reserved and modest but she is not afraid to take off her shirt in front of many other girls and make a lot of dark jokes. Callie likes things like anime, art, music, psychology, voice acting, cats, video games, YouTube, shipping characters, and..... Yaoi... ummm yeah

Callie likes yaoi?!??!!

by TTwoo October 15, 2020

Caliente Crop Dusting

When you fart while you are walking and you make the air around you warmer with said fart.

On a hot day use a caliente crop dusting on your worst enemy for a double punishment.

by The Obzerver April 16, 2021

Calling the plumber

When anticipation of anal sex is high you prepare the female by filling her douche with x lax to assure you get a good clean piping.

Yo Gary I was about to Go to pound town through the back door but wanted to make sure the porch was cleaned out so I was calling the plumber to get a clean slip and slide

by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021

callie childers

the most amazing person you will ever meet. they are very beautiful in all ways.

callie childers is amazing

by bestayyy May 15, 2021

Callie Lahti

Crazy brunette who has violent tendencies and is an unironic bitch. Will most likely be an alcoholic in the future. Loves fighting with her mother and reading wattpad.

“She is such a crazy bitch”
“Fr she’s such a callie Lahti”

by BigDickBitch#10361 November 24, 2021