Cactus cunt

The cactus cunt is the third stage in the growth of female pubic hair. The first stage is a fuzzy peach that quickly evolves into a prickly pear. The third stage takes time, but when in full effect it can greatly hinder sexual performance.

Dave: so how was your date last night? Did you make it to third base?

Adam: I got a home run man, but my lower abs got chaffed to shit by her cactus cunt.

Dave: that's rough bro.

by Plebeian July 8, 2017

cactus catcher

dick catcher
cactus was used in a travis song

she's a cactus catcher!!

by cactuscatcher August 22, 2017

Cactus farmer

Slang for a man who likes prickly dicks

Hey she's hot.
I don't know man.
What are you a cactus farmer?

by Dicto long June 6, 2018

Cacusus

A group of groovy cactus🌵

There’s some pointy cacusus

by Lemon this man June 2, 2018

Cacus

A groovy cactus

Look at that cacus

by Lemon this man June 2, 2018

Cactuscti

A cactus but with another cactus growing on top of it with another sort of plant growing on top of that.

Person 1: What the heck is that? It looks like an alien of some type!
Person 2: that my friend is a Cactuscti. Very strange indeed but very fragile and beautiful.
Person 1: I still think it's an alien, and I really don't think "Cactuscti" is a word...
Person 2: *silence*

by Random user :) April 27, 2019

Cactus toy with cactus inside

Did you know these toys have been and internet meme for many years now.today many people came home with their toys and gave it to their dog. you know what happen? well, they got ripped open and then it showed a toy inside it with a frown. anyways if you ever hear your dog say "jiggly jiggly im coming for the booty" you know whats happening.
P.S. this does not mean a good thing(its something bad "rape the toy or having you know what with the toy".

you got that Cactus toy with cactus inside
eww its weird like why is there a cactus toy with cactus inside liek why
Cactus toy with cactus inside?nope

by Giahwgfa 2 May 9, 2019