Cuzister

A female cousin who is more like a sister. Cuzisters spend most of their childhood together, celebrating highs, mourning lows and fiercely defending one another. They may argue on occasion but the ties that bind are never broken. They understand the family drama, they share inside jokes, they share bottles of wine but they never share secrets and they are first to wipe one another’s tears away.

My cuzister and I are cousins by blood and sisters by choice.

by jbella314 June 9, 2014

Cuzzi'n World

Based off of the famous Cruis'n World racing video game from 1996 and the Cruis'n series, Cuzzi'n World is a video game or real life trip of Cuzzin around famous cities and landmarks around the world. It involves racing your friends or other Cuzzi Hoppers (Jacuzzi Hoppers) across a city or region's Jacuzzis on various continents around the world. The first person or team to hop 10 Cuzzis in a city or region wins first place for that city or region. To advance to the next location, an individual or team must hop 10 Jacuzzis. Every individual or team is given a Cuzzimobile to travel to the next location or next Jacuzzi in a region or city. It is a global initiative.

Guy 1: Yo we won the Cuzz'in USA series and were Cuzzin World now. Cuzzi'n World!!

Guy 2: YEEEEAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Guy 2: Yo is the final location of Cuzzi'n World at the Aquatic fortress that is the Bartrams in Florida?

Guy 1: Yo it is. The Bartrams. The legend of the Bartrams. Rumor has it that 3 men infamously infiltrated the Bartrams and hopped every aquatic facility in the legendary area.

Guy 2: Yo lets beat the other teams there!

Guy 3: YEEEAAA!!! CUZZI'N WORLD!!! The World!!!

Guy 1: Yo the Global Cuzzmanity! Cuzzunity!! Unification through Cuzzin!!

Guy 2: Cuzzi'n World!!! Global Cuzzin!!

by Daytony500fan March 29, 2017

cuzzbro

Close cousin who is like a brother to you.

Cousin: Yo, hey *name*!
*Name*: Oh hey, what's up cuzzbro?

by JimsterHinahon June 29, 2018

Cuztwin

Your cousin that is born on the same day and year as you. You can read each other's minds. You'd be lucky to have a cuztwin. Commonly confused with twin cousins.

Cuztwin #1: I'm uploading a definition for cuztwin on urban dictionary.
Cuztwin #2: No way. I just did that.
Derrick: Darn. I wish I had a cuztwin.

by weareactuallycuztwins March 27, 2019

cuzjazz

When someone spams you with “ya like jazz”

Friend )ya like jazz

You)Hey dude stop cuzjazzing me.

by Jo bamaba October 28, 2019

Cuzfl

A goated Call of Duty and Rainbow Six player.

Cuzfl is destroying us, boot him offline.

by Cuzfl July 31, 2020

Cuzit

A cousin with bad acne (i.e. a cousin with zits)

I am looking forward to our family reunion; there will lots of cuzits there.

by ozzieoswald January 10, 2021