Creamee

A sexual act involving an ice cream cone (specific to Vermont) where a man (or two men if in a homosexual relationship) cums on top of a delicious frozen dessert then the woman licks it off, switching between the cone and penis to give the male cold refreshing relief after having just unloaded his stresses from the day.

My friend Erin loves creamees and asks for them every time we have sex.

by Vermontgal June 8, 2018

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Worst Band Ever Created

The worst band ever concieved is They Might Be Giants.

"Hey did you hear They Might Be Giant's new song?"
"O that song about doctor worm playing drums?"
"Yeah"
"Well that song SUCKED! And that band is the worst band Ever Created"

by dolphinsb13 December 29, 2007

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Creamedcracker

A person who is white beyond belief. One who shows this can either be very pale, or will just act extremely white. Characteristics of one are not being able to dance, talking extremely nerdy, etc.

Damn Suzy is such a creamedcracker!

by Kaceyxxx December 11, 2007

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Creased

/kuh.rēsd/

An adjective used to describe anguish felt by an individual presented with a difficult or unfortunate situation.

Friend: Guess what happened today, bro?

Other Friend: What, dude?

Friend: I trusted a fart and a surprise trickled down my leg and into my favorite shoe... Worst day ever.

Other Friend: Creased...

by Christablazer May 20, 2018

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irish creamer

when recieving a blowjob, right as one is about to ejaculate they pull ouf of the mouth and place their cock right on their partners cheek and force the semen to come out slow, move your cock until you have formed a little shamrock (three leaf clover) on their face. this is an irish creamer.

Todd: dude, I gave that hot redhead at the bar last night an Irish Creamer and she told me it reminded her of home

by Elpeters February 22, 2007

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