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Courtney

Omg you’re so funny! Your name must be Courtney!
by ImSittingBehindYou October 22, 2025
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Courtney*

The most amazing and unique girl in the universe. She is an absolute beauty, even though she doesn't fully believe so herself (although countless guys have tried to get with her; she still hasn't quite caught on yet). She has infinite talents and capabilities, and she is extremely persistent with anything and everything she hopes to achieve. With those two attributes at hand, she can accomplish anything she sets her mind to, she is easy to love and hard to forget, she is curious as can be and will ask you the questions that need to be asked rather you wanted them asked or not, she is a true friend and a pleasure to know
Person1: your such a courtney* Courtney....

Person2: aww thank you. :)
by bigcgt0127 October 21, 2012
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Courtney Page

the new standard of the porn world. Part sex addict, part comedian, part perfection.
Dick: Is she a pornstar?
Jane: Well, she's no Courtney Page!
by xxxpage May 18, 2011
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Courtney Stodden

A female (preferably under 18, or a teen bride) who makes weird duck-face facial expressions in an attempt to look sexy.
A: Look at this girl's facebook profile picture!
B: Jeez, she is such a Courtney Stodden.
by Ninjakillah April 30, 2012
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courtney coyne

slut. someone who sluts around and sleeps with everybody's boyfriends. she is a home wrecker who needs to be shot in the head. dont go near her or you will catch an std.
That girl Courtney Coyne is such a slut, she slept with my boyfriend!!
by sizzletits908 August 6, 2011
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Courtney Parking

A term coined in Oregon by state troopers and keizer police, Courtney parking is parallel parking where you are at least a foot from the curb.
Guy1: why is that car parked in the middle of the road?
Guy2: its not, they are just Courtney parking.
by adoce June 12, 2013
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courtney love

Courtney Love, lead singer of the band Hole, inspired girls everywhere to pick up a guitar and write about whatever the hell they want. She is one of the most influential female artists of the nineties, and her snarling, intelligent, lyrics, thrashing, faux-pop guitar sound and fashion sense she herself has branded "kinderslut" still resonates throughout today's alternative rock scene, most notably among girl bands.

Theories abound as to the true circumstances of her husband Kurt Cobain's death in 1994 and Courtney is often accused of murdering, or having a hand in his demise.

After years of adoring both Hole and Nirvana, I think this is probably the most absurd and laughable piece of bullshit doing the rounds. Kurt adored Courtney, ("I'm just overwhelmed by the fact that I'm in love on this scale") but the pressures of addiction, fame and depression proved too much for him. He killed himself - it's horrible, but don't deride an innocent woman.. she loved him and I think he would hate her to be blamed in any way for his passing.

Courtney is hounded by tabloids in the same way Peter Doherty is, and she has fallen victim to drug addiction, especially in the aftermath of Kurt's death. However she now has custody of their daughter Frances Bean, is due to release a new album (How Dirty Girls Get Clean) soon and appears to slowly be learning to live with the loss of her husband and her own problems.

Courtney is a fashion icon, a mother, a recovering addict, a star and one of the greatest musicians of our time. She is a true inspiration. WE LOVE YOU!
Courtney Love made me want to be in a band and start a riot..
by DirtyPrettyAngel July 2, 2006
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