Country Sexual

A metro sexual living in a rural settting.

A man who is concerned about his appearance even though he has no neighbours.

Semmingly gay, but loves the great outdoors and women.
Jim likes to drive his atv through the back woods in his flip flops and capri pants. He's a real country sexual.

Paul looks smart, sophisticated and stylish while he chops wood in his plaid button down (by Gap) and boot cut jeans (by Seven). A true Country Sexual.
by portable_guru November 18, 2010
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country blumkin

Similar to a blumkin, where a man receives a blowjob from woman while taking a monstrous shit. The only difference being that the entire operation takes place in an outhouse.
After a hard day of digging potatoes on the farm, Matt was happier than a pig in shit to receive a country blumkin from his bitch.
by Allcaps99 August 27, 2009
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alt country

Music influenced both by classic country artists such as Johnny Cash, Gram Parsons, Hank Williams and Woody Guthrie as well as classic alternative or punk bands such as Nirvana, The Clash and The Sex Pistols. This genre was basically founded by two bands, Uncle Tupelo and Whiskeytown in the late 80's and early 90's. Wilco, which grew out of Uncle Tupelo, and Ryan Adams, the lead singer of Whiskeytown, have brought this genre to the fringes of the mainstream.
Frat boy: So Dude, what kind of music do you like?
You: Right now i'm listening to a lot of alt country.
Frat Boy: I hate that travis trit shit!
You: no dumb ass, I said ALT country, like Wilco or uncle tupelo.
Frat Boy: oh, i heard them the other day, they were wicked cool.
by jtjennings April 07, 2005
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country bumpkin

Someone that is sheltered from modern society by being from the sticks.
Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies is a country bumpkin.
by LB March 31, 2004
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Country-fried

Used to describe the behavior and traditions of uneducated country folk.
Uncle Cletus is most country-fried person I've ever met.
by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003
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indian country

In the Vietnam war, a term used to describe unknown and dangerous territory inhabited by the Viet Cong or NVA.
That FNG got wasted on a patrol in indian country
by DElias November 06, 2006
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Country blumpkin

To receive a blumpkin while using an outhouse.
by Ceegeezy December 20, 2006
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