Corked It

the act of passing the fuck out due to exhaustion

Ryon: Where were you last night?
Dylan: I corked it

by 30YearOldSeaHorse January 26, 2020

Cunt cork

A tampon

Hey do you have a cunt cork, got my rag?

by Josey Mahoney May 9, 2020

Shart-corking

Inserting a rectal barrier to prevent farts from containing brown surprises.

Me missus thinks I'm into butt stuff cos she caught me shart-corking. Now she wants to peg me hole!

by Kiwikelpie June 5, 2020

Corking it

Where a man places his penis into his partner and ejaculates inside, not pulling out letting the semen ferment inside the to ensure that his partner will become pregnant.

Ie: Jacob was making love to Elizabeth and told her he was going to be corking it tonight, so they can have a child.

by Howdybro June 10, 2020

Skin Cork

The proper name for someones non-erect cock that has been placed in someones throat, making said cocks girth increase no larger than the size of a cork. Similar to skinflute. A common occurrence in Canada.

Canadians are always putting their skin corks down my throat and I find it rather bothersome. I don't want a cork of skin in my throat, it is gross.

by Canadians With Bobblyheads August 27, 2012

Colorado cork

When one c*ms in a condom, freezes said condom, then used it as an butt plug.

Wow! I could really use a “Colorado cork” right now.

by anonymous May 17, 2023

Cork the fork

Get a vasectomy; prevent semen production

Jerry’s wife made him cork the fork to prevent more kids.

by Martin in Parkin May 27, 2023