connection terminated

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.

i was about to kill the night guard until i got connection terminated

by Sr_Mario May 6, 2021

rock concert

A Huge event of live rock music, attended by 10,000s of people. A Really Freaking Great time with hearing all the Greats!

I've been to many a rock concert & they were all Kickass Awesome!

by Starchylde July 16, 2016

Post Concert Depression

Also known as PCD, it is the depression after your favorite band or singer's concert. You feel like you miss them a lot even though they don't know you, and you don't know what to do with your life because your life is so boring out side of a concert. Sometimes, symptoms are so bad that you cry a lot, can't eat anything, and don't talk to anyone. A lot of the time you'll be looking at the pictures or videos you took at the concert or watch other people's recordings on YouTube.

Hey, Susie, you look really sad. Didn't you have a good time at the concert you went to last night?

Nah, man, leave her alone. She must be suffering with post concert depression.

by A sexy unicorn December 29, 2013

Post concert depression

After seeing your favourite singer(s) play live, you might get PCD, post concert depression. Not cause they weren’t what you were expecting, but cause you saw your idol just a few feet in front of you, and you realise you might never see them again. (Lazy description of it)

Person A: what’s up with B?
Person C: they saw Twenty one pilots yesterday.
Person A: why are they still crying?
Person C: PCD
Person A: what’s that?
Person C: post concert depression.

by Banditø May 4, 2019

my internet connection

Trash

My internet connection is trash

by Sanguine Pendulum May 4, 2018

Coiner

A coiner is someone who compulsively buys ticket refills in Rebel Racing.

-"Dude, that portuguese guy just joined my h2h bracket and he already has 900 points! I hate these coiners!"
-"Yeah, I know, he does that every time... he just can’t help but paying to win. Last time he did over 4k points in my bracket!"

by Tina-turner July 4, 2021

Concerned Adult Brigade

Often called "CAB" for short, the concerned adult brigade is any group of equally disgruntled people (usually 35 or older) united together for an absurd and often unnecessary cause. These are the people who run neighborhood watches, regularly attend PTA meetings, deem things "inappropriate", complain to authority figures, overreact on issues, chaperone parties, file noise complaints, call parents, actually check movie and game ratings, work at the FCC, and generally meddle in the affairs of the youth.

Members of the concerned adult brigade come in many forms though are recognizable by their running-for-senator hairstyles and "sensible" shoes. Almost always women.

Girl #1: "So I watched sesame street yesterday for no reason. I thought you said Katy Perry was gonna be on it!?"

Girl #2: "Ugh, she was! But the Concerned Adult Brigade saw her outfit and started bitching. So they pulled the episode off the air."

by Hikarichan16 March 19, 2011