Ass coma

When a male suffers from not looking at ass for a long time

Dude 1- Hey bro I heard James’ in the hospital

Dude 2- yeah bro he’s suffering from ass coma. He needs ass ASAP

by Pv isn’t normal June 7, 2018

chocolate coma

To coma out on chocalate,to eat chocolate with out remembering eating it, to OD on chocolate, just plain fat twatness!

Suss guy1 : "man i ate so much chocolate last night i went into a chocolate coma!"

suss guy2: "arrrrrr ya fat twat!" (in english accent, like off 'Fat Men Cunt Hunt')

suss guy1 : "it was a good time! Buuuuuu' i cant remember a f*$ken' thing!"

suss guy2 : "good times, too good".......suss eyes......

by P-risk April 30, 2008

gay coma

a state of being cheerfully gay for a day, usually characterized by the attempt to fellate oneself.

Sam, after seeing alex naked, suddenly went into a gay coma, and he started to lift both of his legs up like a girl getting fucked, and in that position, trying to suck his own penis. However, he failed, because it is impossible to suck one's own penis.

by whereismolly April 6, 2013

HAM COMA!

A hypothetical, slightly facetious, explanation for what happens when a potential significant other, usually male, suddenly cuts off all ties of communication for no apparent reason.

Rachael: "Man! Louis was all lovey-dovey on Thursday, but he hasn't answered any of my texts all weekend! What's his deal, ya think?!"

Kate: "Well, he probably ate some ham after work and passed out in a massive HAM COMA! You just can't function when you get one of those puppies!

by Flanarama-ding-dong January 10, 2009

Book Coma

The condition we fall into with 'the book we can't put down.' The afflicted can't hear the voices of others and frequently forget to eat and attend to matters of personal hygiene.

I'm sorry I didn't return your calls this weekend. I was in a book coma with the new Harlan Coben book Friday afternoon and I all I did was turn pages. Apologies for the smell, and can I have some of your fries?

by Dr. Bubba June 29, 2011

Writing Coma

When a writer goes into an extreme state of concentration, and is so deeply absorbed that they are oblivious to their surroundings.

On the last day of NaNoWriMo, Ellen went into a a massive writing coma in order to finish up her novel.

by thelastcard December 1, 2010

pizza coma

Niggeritis for white people; lethargy brought on by eating too much food, primarily carbs.

Damn I'm stuffed, I'm gonna sit in front of the TV and fall into a pizza coma.

by Tha Motherfuckin December 24, 2008