The Christopher Colombus

So, here's what you do.

Step 1: get 40 dudes to Jizz in a kitty pool to fill it up.

Step 2: Get some chick to participate

Step 3: Blindfold said Chick

Step 4: Write "america" on a tennis ball and put it in the kitty pool.

Step 5: put the chick in the pool and have her find the tennis ball, like Christopher Colombus did. XD
Bro, last night I got some bros and we had a chick do The Christopher Colombus... It... was.... RAWSOME!!!!!!
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Christopher Hoskins

The best husband in the world! Also an amazing father!
He did a great job Christopher Hoskinsing today!
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Christopher Flowers

A rich kid that inherited a pool and a mansion in Texas.
Christopher Flowers sure is lucky!
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Johan Christopher

He is the biggest man-woman you will ever meet. Not sure if he is gay but is definitely a woman. Quite annoying tbh and addicted to instagram
Hey imagine being Johan Christopher! Could never be me!
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Christopher Jones

Of all the Welsh people, this one is the best. A Christopher Jones will be thoughtful, caring and loving to those close to him. He is strong and confident which makes the people around him feel safe. A key attribute of this species is the sense of humour and ability to make you laugh even when you are having a mental breakdown.

Often the Christopher Jones can found in its natural habitat of an airport or a plane owing to their phenomenal ability as a pilot. They tend to make excellent husbands unless they are exposed to poorly performing sports teams or biscuits when behaviour and/or mood will deteriorate.
Damn, wish I had got me a Christopher Jones; his wife is so happy and the luckiest person.
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Christopher Wallets

A person who walks around with a wallet that is notoriously big.
watch out for christopher wallets! he thinks he is better than everyone else. It's like he discovered oversized money.
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Christopher Robin

The greatest pitcher in the universe who will destroy anyone he sees with simply one throw of the ball
Christopher Robin is the hardest boss in whinnie the Pooh baseball
by Ah man October 23, 2019
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