Christopher Petty

Oof, Christopher Petty is dying again.
by Coby5735 January 31, 2019
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Christopher Hoskins

The best husband in the world! Also an amazing father!
He did a great job Christopher Hoskinsing today!
by Mrs.H December 17, 2021
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Christopher Flowers

A rich kid that inherited a pool and a mansion in Texas.
Christopher Flowers sure is lucky!
by Christopher flowers November 16, 2018
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Johan Christopher

He is the biggest man-woman you will ever meet. Not sure if he is gay but is definitely a woman. Quite annoying tbh and addicted to instagram
Hey imagine being Johan Christopher! Could never be me!
by DasAryaSuraj May 07, 2020
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Christopher Jones

Of all the Welsh people, this one is the best. A Christopher Jones will be thoughtful, caring and loving to those close to him. He is strong and confident which makes the people around him feel safe. A key attribute of this species is the sense of humour and ability to make you laugh even when you are having a mental breakdown.

Often the Christopher Jones can found in its natural habitat of an airport or a plane owing to their phenomenal ability as a pilot. They tend to make excellent husbands unless they are exposed to poorly performing sports teams or biscuits when behaviour and/or mood will deteriorate.
Damn, wish I had got me a Christopher Jones; his wife is so happy and the luckiest person.
by CloRoJo November 23, 2021
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Christopher Robin

The greatest pitcher in the universe who will destroy anyone he sees with simply one throw of the ball
Christopher Robin is the hardest boss in whinnie the Pooh baseball
by Ah man October 23, 2019
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Christopher Leon

The local legend Chris Leon is know by many names. His Neanderthal friends call him Jesus because of his height and burly beard. He keeps a close group of friends but will them them to simp over women older than him. He falls in love to fast but is a very good person at heart. He will kick your ass in team based objective games but struggles in RPGs. He is very knowledgeable in meme culture.
"Oh! That's Christopher Leon, he's that cool redditor."-Said No-one ever.
by TheWarrior76 April 08, 2022
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