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Beast Choke

Similar to auto erotic asphyxiation, Beast Choke occurs when you have a heavy weight animal sit on your chest to restrict breathing for sexual pleasure.
My Labradoodle knew i was having a bad day today. She came and sat on my chest and Beast Choked me. I slept really well after that.
by DanBootAss August 24, 2011
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eye choked

1. When your eyes seize up from emotion but you don't start crying.

2. When enjoying a sport in the water or snow, your eyes seize up from contact with physical elements.
That movie was dope, But when the dog died i got a little eye choked.

Hella pow day, it's dumping out here! Too bad my goggles snapped and I'm getting all eye choked.
by FIOHtj December 23, 2009
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gut choke

A word (n.) defining the moment when one is too overtaken by emotion to continue as planned. Usually involving the attempted expression of love or sadness. Always involving tearing up and a choking feeling.
The guy was hit by a gut choke as he tried to sing a song he had written to his girlfriend, as she was readying to leave for a trip. Fortunately, he had written the lyrics down on an envelope, she read them, and the day was saved.
by ElCommissioner October 2, 2017
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choke roll

When something is so dry or overdone that you can barely get it down without almost choking.
"Dude! Moms chicken is so dry! A total choke roll".
by Pootsiebear February 6, 2015
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Choking the chegwin

When one vigorusly materbates in a manner that resembles choking the popular tv star keith chegwin
"I saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eyes he had been choking the chegwin all night"
by Uncle boozer June 11, 2018
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Choke the Ghost

The act of jerking off using a napkin. To choke the ghost.
"I choked the ghost for a solid two hours yesterday."
or
"Would you like to choke the ghost for me?"
by Kitnix March 29, 2015
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Choke on a nickel

Something you say to someone who makes you want to pull out your hair. The person who is so stupid they inspired instructions on shampoo bottles.
Person 1: Have you seen Shelby?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: She rejected me. She's such a whore
Person 2: Dude, Choke on a nickel.
by Chokeonanickel April 3, 2022
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