Chocolate Thunder

a name used to describe a sexy dark skinned male or female.

When I think of Reggie Bush, the first word that comes to mind is damn that's some fine Chocolate Thunder!

by shy ni May 16, 2009

Chocolate Sunrise

When you wake someone up by pooping on their chest.

Girl: /sleep
Boy: *POOOOOP*
Girl: WHAT THE FUCK did you just shit on my chest!?
Boy: Chocolate sunrise bitch!

by Ben Doverrrr December 17, 2008

chocolate sled

The act of sitting on a black mans dick, faceing his feet and moving side to side as if you were sledding while uncontrollably shitting.

Girl one: I gave tyrone a chocolate sled last night.

Girl two: bitch you cray.

by NutterFlutter October 2, 2014

Chocolate snackpak

When you have to frantically shit so you duck behind a dumpster and blow it against the wall. It launches outward and explodes against the wall running down like a chocolate snackpak.

I got sick at that party and left a chocolate snackpak in the guest bathtub for someone else to find.

by Commando man November 28, 2019

chocolate putin

When you give someone else an enema using chocolate pudding.

When Lora was feeling down I gave her a good Chocolate Putin and tucked her in for the night.

by French fried peaches November 7, 2019

chocolate flapjack

a large, limp, saggy boob of a person of african american heritage

my, that woman has some chocolate flapjacks

by chocojacks44 November 1, 2008

Tactical Chocolate

The chocolate a wife 'hides' in plain view so her husband doesn't think to search further and discover the true stash.

I smelled chocolate in the house and immediately found a Hersey bar, I later discovered she had hidden Carmel filled chocolate deeper in the pantry. Her use of tactical chocolate ensured I did not find her stash.

by jklink77 October 9, 2013