Jigsawing

Jigsaw (Verb): The act of masturbating in the garden when you think no one is watching, but someone actually is...
Kerrie McNugget: Dude are you Jigsawing in my garden?
Paddy: Shit, I didnt think anyone was watching
by Haydenthecompletelegend June 16, 2008
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Chocolate Moment

The precise moment in which someone refers to an item (Such as chocolate) In a sexual manner
Chocolate Moment:
Kerrie McNugget: Would you like to see my nuggets?
Paddy: Oh yes, I could just chew on them all night long
by Haydenthecompletelegend June 16, 2008
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