Bench Coach

A has-been ex-baseball manager, politically connected to the current manager, who spends each game surreptitiously picking both his nose, and splinters out of his ass, with no other discernable duties.

Don Zimmer is bseball's quintesential bench coach.

by Richard Kirshen October 27, 2003

bancham

One guy who just judges people and is a douche for grannies

This bancham man!!!

by Ukiller April 24, 2015

Benched

To be left out of the starting lineup without playing in a sport. Synonymous with 'Donny van de Beek'.

That Dutch guy for Man United got benched again.

by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021

The Bench Group

Group of close friends, consisting of about 25 people overall. 95% of them went to the same school, with the additional 5% coming in from somewhere else. Some people in the group are Mike Pfeiffer, Ryan Malone, Kahla, Jess, Kate, Dudash, Trevor, Greg, Joe, Ryan, Dan, Kasia, Lauren and Beth. Most of the time, they hang out at Greg's Apartment

Whats going on with the rest of the group?

Call everyone else in the group.

by Homer Simpson February 15, 2005

benched

equivalent of "served"

You been BENCHED son!

by shreddered November 8, 2005

Banchick

A man with a huge penis and extreme hotness. Makes women have orgasms after 3 seconds. Sex.

wanna have Banschick?

by jamal January 27, 2004

Park Bench

1)A fat ugly chick who does nothing but annoy and is not capable of going out in public without making a scene.
2)A girl so fat that she takes up one whole park bench.
Also see Rock and Basketball Hoop.

Random Person: "How long did it take you to get rid of that park bench?"
Yourself: "That fat chick stayed until all the food ran out."

by Aries of STARS May 24, 2007