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Shredding Butthole

An action that describes completely destroying another party in a given game.

A description used to define a given item as "awesome"
Dude! This Porters X2 Ray Gun shreds butthole!

WTF!? This guy is Shredding Butthole!...or at least he's shredding mine.
by hpyman August 29, 2009
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Butthole-Net

A web-like net of hair as a result of tangling, covering a male or female's anal hole (otherwise known as butthole) which cause the backup of fecal matter.
Dude, I totally woke up the other day, took a dump, and didn't realize i had a Butthole-Net. I had to snip that shit with some scissors.
by sofleye November 22, 2010
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Butthole Callus

noun

The condition in which an individual has consumed such a volume of spicy foods, over a length of time, that their anus is no longer torched by the defecation of spicy foods.
"Dude, that habanero is going to tear you up on the way out!"

"Bitch please, I have a butthole callus."

"Oh cool! Sometimes I cry when I poop..."
by MakersandCoke October 19, 2011
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Butthole tinkle

Butthole tinkle is a young woman who likes to put alcohol up her butt and pee it out her butt. She's sexy with a wild side. Sometimes she likes balls on her chin
by Boooobahbooo March 13, 2017
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butthole piracy

A term used to define something displeasureably unfair, unreasonable, or lame, similar to the feeling when one's butthole is unexpectedly pirated.
I got a closed lunch for getting my phone taken away? This is butthole piracy!
by illattack2513 December 3, 2010
mugGet the butthole piracymug.

butthole bull

The act of butter on balls and Rolling around on floor acting like a snail whole performing Alabama hot pocket
Damn girl my boy friend can pull off butthole bull then your boy friend
by Pussy slayer 696969xoxox November 16, 2017
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slack butthole

A butthole that has seen its share of action, thus being no longer taut. Rather, the butthole has become loose and has a larger circumference than it previously had.

Anatomically, the anal sphincter is unaffected and remains tight, while the butthole has some 'slack'.

Metaphorically, think of the butthole as a collar of a t-shirt, and a slack butthole as a 'bacon collar' due to constantly expanding and contracting.
Ben, how was that girl last night?

Gosh Brian, after she plowed my anus with a strap-on, I think I have a permanently slack butthole. So she was great.
by fgwg2 December 3, 2015
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