naked runner

When you forget to bring a towel into the bathroom, resulting in doing a 'naked runner' back into your bedroom.

Keri texting Charlie: 'Oh shit, I forgot to bring my towel into the bathroom'

Charlie: 'Do a Naked Runner'

by Kezg August 28, 2017

Naked Schmömf

A player of a video game, who's in game avatar has no custom cosmetic items.

Look at that cunt over there! What a naked schmömf.

by Fat Rat n' Crumpets March 16, 2019

naked weapon

An exposed penis; when a guy whips his dick out and is ready to go in.

Peter whipped out his naked weapon on Kimmy

by Ron.Weasly February 2, 2017

vaccuum naked

A method by which a young woman learns how to become more comfortable being naked & getting touched.

Kori followed Hillary's advice & decided to vaccuum naked.

by Chiquataqueen May 1, 2015

naked turkey

After you shave your dick and it looks like the neck of a turkey

Dude I fucked her with my naked turkey

by Yung shaq March 5, 2016

Naked Jenni

Mixed drink consisting of Mountain Dew and Tequila, minus the Mountain Dew once drunk.

I got so tanked last night at Brick. I had, like, 5 Naked Jennis.

by djdavidjay April 14, 2011

Naked Ladies

It's a name used for a group of flowers (Mainly bulbs) that have "naked" stems with flowers on it and has no foliage in sight. Naked ladies mainly grow in the winter time throughout late spring and goes dormant in summer. The flowers of the plants start to come up in late summer or early fall.

Lycoris squamigera, amaryllis belladonna, and the autumn crocuses are examples of naked ladies.

by The truth hurts doesn't it 117 April 8, 2022