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Bollitics

Bol.i.tics -noun

The practice of using politics to justify something (usually inaction) when it is not necessary to do so. Bollitics is usually deployed an all encompassing entity that acts to either slow something to a crawl or block it completely.

The word is a conjoin of the words Bollocks (-noun. British Vulgar. rubbish; nonsense; claptrap) and Politics (-noun. Use of intrigue or strategy in obtaining any position of power or control)
"I can't believe in a company of 5 people there is so much bollitics!"

"He's a master of bollitics. He will tell you that the customer requirements are wrong and then spend the next 30 minutes telling you what the right requirements are. Coincidentally, the 'right requirements' result in him not having to do anything."
by Adam Evans February 14, 2008
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silver bullet-point

silver bullet-point (n)- A short, easily digestible, utterly convincing statement. Generally directed toward business types who are looking for short, easily digestible solutions.
"Hey John, that PowerPoint was awesome! The silver bullet-point on the last page won us the contract for sure!"
by algorhythms March 14, 2007
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That girl's kisses are lipstick bullets.
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My girlfriend used her "silver bullet last night. Hence I was cockblocked by a toy.
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Bullet For My Valentine

A band from Brigend, Wales. Their main genre is Metalcore, however they do pull from some Emocore. Their guitar is very metalish, and they have some really nice riffs. Their songs contain a lot of screaming, so if you don't like that type of singing, don't listen to them. They are very good live, and put on a great show. They recently released "The Poison", containing their most well-known song "Tears Don't Fall". They have four members, Matthew Tuck, Michael Paget, Jason James and Michael Thomas.
(At a concert...)
Matthew Tuck (frontman of Bullet For My Valentine) : ARE YOU READY FOR SOME BRITISH METAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Person 1: HELL YES I AM.
Person 2: ME TOO.
*start moshing*
by Timmy G. June 16, 2007
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Chicago Bullethole

The act of insterting a man's penis into a woman's vagina during her menstrual period. When his penis is covered in blood, the man insterts his penis into the woman's anus. When he removes his penis, it looks as if the woman was shot and is bleeding.
Mandy was cranky but Luca cheered her up when he gave her a Chicago Bullethole.
by JonnyChicago April 20, 2009
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bullet for my valentine

B4MV is a METALCORE band, it's obviusous and if u don't believe me u should look on the official website, where it clearly says they play metalcore.It ain't emo, not heavy, not even hardcore.It's METALCORE, and it rulz.4 eva, the poison
e.g. -Where did bullet for my valentine start?
- New age metal combined with a hardcore style, => metalcore
by Smokerlg August 17, 2006
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