Gangster fortnite gamer: What's the name of the helmet?! I'll look it up right now!
MaximilanMus: Alright, look it up then.
Gangster fortnite gamer: What is it called?!
MaximilianMus: It's called bulletproof helmet 3000, you piece of shit! You're starting to piss me off.
MaximilanMus: Alright, look it up then.
Gangster fortnite gamer: What is it called?!
MaximilianMus: It's called bulletproof helmet 3000, you piece of shit! You're starting to piss me off.
by Ancient Grease March 10, 2019
Get the bulletproof helmet 3000 mug.A brutal game played by British school kids. Usually played on a football pitch by anywhere between 10 and 100 players.
All but one of the players would start at one end of the pitch, the lone "bulldog" would stand in the middle of the pitch (the bulldog either volunteered because he was a nutter or was forced to do it by the rest of the players).
The people at the end of the pitch would then attempt to reach the other end of the pitch. The job of the bulldog was to take as many people down as possible. Unlike other violent games such as rugby there are no rules as to how you can take someone down, tripping people up and flying kicks are both perfectly acceptable.
Anyone the bulldog manages to take down are now bulldogs and stand in the middle for the next round. The game continues in the same fashion until some unfortunate mug is the only one standing at the end of the pitch and has to attempt to run past 100 kids who want to take him down by any means necessary.
The game ends when someone is seriously injured, a fight breaks out or the teachers come out and remind you that this game has been banned for a very long time
All but one of the players would start at one end of the pitch, the lone "bulldog" would stand in the middle of the pitch (the bulldog either volunteered because he was a nutter or was forced to do it by the rest of the players).
The people at the end of the pitch would then attempt to reach the other end of the pitch. The job of the bulldog was to take as many people down as possible. Unlike other violent games such as rugby there are no rules as to how you can take someone down, tripping people up and flying kicks are both perfectly acceptable.
Anyone the bulldog manages to take down are now bulldogs and stand in the middle for the next round. The game continues in the same fashion until some unfortunate mug is the only one standing at the end of the pitch and has to attempt to run past 100 kids who want to take him down by any means necessary.
The game ends when someone is seriously injured, a fight breaks out or the teachers come out and remind you that this game has been banned for a very long time
by ukdnb August 13, 2006
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Get the pull the bull mug.The 5 second bullride is when two lovers are engaging in fornication similiar to doggy style yet standing up and the male behind the female whispers into the female's ear "I have aids" then the female trying to free herself thus results in giving the male a 5 second bullride.
James and Heather were doing it from behind when james whispers in her ear " I have aids" he then enjoyed a 5 second bullride from Heather.
by Kenny Bowers November 13, 2011
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Why is there nothing in the fridge, Trace?
We've had a visit from Bullivant. It was hungry after its 3-pig breakfast.
We've had a visit from Bullivant. It was hungry after its 3-pig breakfast.
by Benny Twadge May 3, 2009
Get the Bullivant mug.Bullies are scum, pure and simple. They torment people who can't defend themselves, they revel in the suffering of innocent people who have never done anything to hurt them. They are the REAL reason for the Columbine shootings, they are the main reason for kids dropping out of school, or worse, commiting suicide. It's not just kids who can be bullies, teachers can be even worse, seing as how they have authority over the kids. But when their victims stand up for themselves, their true nature shows: a cowardly, spineless worm.
by DeeDurk October 11, 2008
Get the bully mug.1. Anything meant to make a 'romantic occasion' more meaningful than it is, while killing all sense of romance.
2. Anything that makes you embarrassed of the person you're courting.
3. Anything that makes you want to dump someone's ass.
2. Anything that makes you embarrassed of the person you're courting.
3. Anything that makes you want to dump someone's ass.
'Romantic bullshit' consists of things that detract from romance - objects like gross scented candles which induce suffocation; or clichéd thoughtless things like lousy poetry that make one of the parties involved feel awkward; ie, "roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, so get in the van."
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