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Meaty buffet

Where a group of males (usually 5 or more) lie down in a straight line naked and a girl or girls comes along, from left to right, giving them all a quick blowjob.
We had so much time to kill in class so we decided to have a meaty buffet
by LegalToaster October 9, 2017
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Tube buffet

putting and eating food out of a freshly cleaned ass
Dude I tube buffeted my doctor yesterday
by Burner Boi May 6, 2020
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Crab buffet

When a female with crabs spreads her legs and you proceed to tear at her vagina
Last night I had crab buffet. Friend-nice. Where? Cassies bedroom
by Fjxgoxgidyditxtixtdit January 17, 2021
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Bathroom buffet

The highly energetic sexual act of a man defecating into the toilet whilst performing fervent cunnilingus upon an equally energized & receptive woman.
"The other night I was both shocked & amazed by walking in on Ernie giving Jennifer a bathroom buffet!" stated the housekeeper to the valet.
by Cheefroach June 30, 2025
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The Barnes Buffet

The act of sucking more than 7 penises in a day.
Ugh, don't go near her! Last week she chowed down on The Barnes Buffet!
by It's all a joke June 7, 2011
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Buffet

When oral sex is performed on a woman
Last night I went over to her house and had the whole buffet
by TenaKnows July 23, 2019
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Buffet Hangover

The result of one eating until their stomach is at, or over, the limit of what it can contain. People commonly are diagnosed with "buffet hangover" at places where there is no limit to how much one can eat, such as a buffet or events/holidays which involve large quantities of food.

The common symptoms of "buffet hangover" include;
- laziness
- drowsiness
- stomach pains
- nausea

Depending on your age and what you ate, other symptoms may include;
- heart-burn
- food poisoning
- diarrhea
- excessive vomiting
Example 1:
"Man, I should not have went to that party on an empty stomach. I totally had a buffet hangover!"

Example 2:
"Jack had a buffet hangover at that new all-you-can-eat place. He spent all night barfing up a storm!"
by BrianDZ August 6, 2016
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