British Picnic

When a person has their ass eaten out by three people in one go.
Person 1: "Tim is looking really smiley today; seems to have a little extra spring in his step."
Person 2: "That's because he participated in a British Picnic at Clarissa's house yesterday. He was the main dish."
Tim: wanders in "Top of the morning, gents!"
by muppetspuppet November 20, 2013
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British Duel

When 2 men engage in a sword-fight, where the swords are their erect penises.
Person 1: Oy guvna! Those 2 wankers are really in quite a scuffle!
Person 2: They're reaching for the zippers on their knickers!
Person 1: I have to reason to believe a British Duel is about to ensue!
by yung_fish21 June 24, 2020
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Un-british

Alejo: United Kingdom should have a fast railway for big cities like London and Birmingham.

Dave: No mate, Bri'ain doesn't need high speed trains. We don't need speed at all mate, we just need to raise the speed of our existing lines mate.

Alejo: So it is un-British to use technology for good in this country?
by Class 323 February 20, 2022
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British cult

The members say long live the queen in which extends her life time. They drink tea and watch the telly while plotting new tea types, although no new tea ideas have come up in recent. These Brits blend in well with the normal people easily and can spread there love for the queen from person to person easily.
Welcome to the British cult yearly meeting thank you for coming, how much sugar in your tea?
by Unknown_Friendo February 20, 2022
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British Casino

A gym, or anywhere else you’re losing pounds.
Man 1: Hey man, I just got back from the British Casino.
Man 2: I can tell, you look like you lost a few pounds.
by Panini94 September 13, 2019
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british compost

When you puke in a girl's butthole then have buttsex with her.
Yo, I british composted my girl last night.
by Tommy Hillfigure March 12, 2015
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british bulldog

stupid game of death played in english schools during break time.
by Bix June 11, 2003
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