British Handshake

Pouring highly corrosive acid in someone's face

I give my ex-husband a British handshake to show him that I was right.

by conze97 March 5, 2023

British Twink

Popular British Minecraft youtuber/streamer GeorgeNotFound

Look up "british twink" in a dictionary and you'll find GeorgeNotFound

by BumblebeePuzzlebox March 19, 2022

Un-british

Another word for truthful.

Alejo: United Kingdom should have a fast railway for big cities like London and Birmingham.

Dave: No mate, Bri'ain doesn't need high speed trains. We don't need speed at all mate, we just need to raise the speed of our existing lines mate.

Alejo: So it is un-British to use technology for good in this country?

by Class 323 February 19, 2022

British Weather

You know it's British Weather when you jump into an outdoor swimming pool and can't tell the difference.

David Cameron: It's a lovely day.
Obama: It's flooding.
David Cameron: As I said - it's a lovely day. For British Weather.

by Stan UpComedy November 24, 2015

British Sorry

When you apologise after someone interrupts you masturbating.

Person 1: hey
*10 minutes later*
Person 2: sorry I was fapping
Person 1: lol British Sorry

by Donnie9 July 29, 2012

british compost

When you puke in a girl's butthole then have buttsex with her.

Yo, I british composted my girl last night.

by Tommy Hillfigure March 12, 2015

british bulldog

stupid game of death played in english schools during break time.

by Bix June 11, 2003