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Breakfast Pastry

A cyber terrorist: Normally on TikTok and Twitter harassing people he disagrees with. A Breakfast Pastry is always trying to cancel someone and ruin their life because he's a miserable hobbit and his life is so sh*tty. This person usually is found with Mrs Potato Head "The nasty Fake doctor" "Rx0rcist.

Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!
ThatDaneshGuy is such a Breakfast Pastry!

Ahhh man I stepped in Breakfast Pastry again!!!
by Chachi55 April 9, 2022
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Breakfast Club

A group of friends who always hang out or a group of people you never thought would be friends
You see Logan over there with that kid John? Man, I've saw him with five other completely different people..Such a breakfast club
by WeekendsAreLife April 18, 2018
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chino breakfast

While locked up in Chino, you wake up to Find your cell mates hot man offering dripping into your mouth
Dude my first night in the joint I woke up to a Chino Breakfast from my cell mate
by Dr Drip November 20, 2014
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Farmer’s Breakfast

When you wake her up, plow every hole and plant your seed deep in each one.
Sorry I’m late today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning.

Rachel has to be sore today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning. She was still dripping seed when I left.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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Skipping Breakfast

Skipping Breakfast: When they Kermit Sewerside

Kid1: “That kid Skipped Breakfast last week.”

Kid2: “Oh really? That’s sad.”
by PeenDifibulator October 23, 2019
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Indiana Breakfast

When you pour syrup and butter on a woman's breasts
What would you like to do?

Let's start with an Indiana Breakfast and see where it goes.
by Eachmedal7 April 3, 2019
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breakfast metal

A genre of metal music reminiscent of doom and sludge, often times improvised and recorded on first take. Breakfast metal bands usually have multiple vocalists and often times the musicians will change instruments from song to song. this genre was pioneered by Anal Whispersss in Columbus, OH in a basement near the Ohio State University campus.
I really wish there were more breakfast metal bands as good as Anal Whispersss.
by Blöödermilk Pancakes September 20, 2010
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