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Skipping Breakfast

Skipping Breakfast: When they Kermit Sewerside

Kid1: “That kid Skipped Breakfast last week.”

Kid2: “Oh really? That’s sad.”
by PeenDifibulator October 23, 2019
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Breakfast with Dumbledore

When a man with an large beard puts it in your anus and then rubs it all over your mouth.
I paid that old man for 'Breakfast with Dumbledore'""how'd that shit go man""He had to shave afterward, but it was all worth it
by Breakfast with Dumbledore July 20, 2011
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Breakfast Club

A group of friends who always hang out or a group of people you never thought would be friends
You see Logan over there with that kid John? Man, I've saw him with five other completely different people..Such a breakfast club
by WeekendsAreLife April 18, 2018
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Breakfast Salad

The act of eating out an asshole immediately after waking up.
I was woken up this morning with a breakfast salad.
by Cherryish October 17, 2017
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Phelpsian breakfast

A breakfast of epic proportions (thousands of calories).

After Michael Phelps, World-Class swimmer and Olympic gold medalist, who consumes up to 12,000 calories per day.
My mother made a Phelpsian breakfast for us, knowing that we would need a lot of calories for our upcoming project.
by Shaunomalous October 16, 2008
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breakfast metal

A genre of metal music reminiscent of doom and sludge, often times improvised and recorded on first take. Breakfast metal bands usually have multiple vocalists and often times the musicians will change instruments from song to song. this genre was pioneered by Anal Whispersss in Columbus, OH in a basement near the Ohio State University campus.
I really wish there were more breakfast metal bands as good as Anal Whispersss.
by Blöödermilk Pancakes September 20, 2010
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Jacksonville breakfast

A sexual act performed on the way to the workplace involving a man, a woman, and a bottle of ketchup. Details concerning particulars differ from person to person, with most too unspeakable to mention.
Did you see the look on Cole's face in the morning meeting? He looked like he'd just had a Jacksonville breakfast.
by scubasteven November 23, 2009
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