The extra plastic fork you get at every meal event for that one friend or coworker usually named Brad that breaks his fork trying to cut his meat
by jenksk9 December 8, 2021
Get the Brad Forkmug. Brad Turner is the person you meet in your darkest hour. He makes you smile like its the easiest thing in the world. If you're lucky to be in a relationship with Brad, he'll make you feel like the most beautiful thing in the world.
Brad has many great attributes and talents.
He has great hair, and the most mesmerizing eyes, he plays guitar like a WIZARD and is unusually good at drinking and playing at the same time.
Brad will always take time to say he loves you and is thinking about you when he's far away. Brad will take care of you like you're his prize possession, often times offering to buy you things that you know you don't really need.
But Brad is different than other guys. He deserves more than what he gets and is a diamond that many people pass up. If you ever find a Brad, don't let him slip away.
Brad has the most beautiful mind and is deeper than you could ever know, he's something worth waiting for.
Brad has many great attributes and talents.
He has great hair, and the most mesmerizing eyes, he plays guitar like a WIZARD and is unusually good at drinking and playing at the same time.
Brad will always take time to say he loves you and is thinking about you when he's far away. Brad will take care of you like you're his prize possession, often times offering to buy you things that you know you don't really need.
But Brad is different than other guys. He deserves more than what he gets and is a diamond that many people pass up. If you ever find a Brad, don't let him slip away.
Brad has the most beautiful mind and is deeper than you could ever know, he's something worth waiting for.
#1 Hey, is that Brad Turner?
#2 Yeah, I wonder if he'll shred guitar for us
#1 Who cares, I've already named our children
#2 Yeah, I wonder if he'll shred guitar for us
#1 Who cares, I've already named our children
by Captkitteh July 16, 2016
Get the Brad Turnermug. an urban-fashioned young gentleman who makes a brief appearance at a party. usually he wears glasses and has a "ball cap" on sideways with hoodie and necklace.
Beth: "did you see that hottie's clothes? He had on glasses and a hat!"
Tina: "for realz, yo! He was hella brooklyn brad"
Tina: "for realz, yo! He was hella brooklyn brad"
by lil thing October 12, 2009
Get the brooklyn bradmug. by Timmothy McGay May 22, 2019
Get the Brad Tothmug. by ion0320 November 4, 2019
Get the Brad Pittmug. A lazy drug dealer who likes to kidnap and rape kid (mainly boys) he forces kids to sell drugs for them and then robs them and makes them repay him by raping them violently
Daniel: I woke up last night with a sore ass and throat
Harry: did Brad Gorton get to you by any chance
Harry: did Brad Gorton get to you by any chance
by Harry toreria January 25, 2022
Get the Brad Gortonmug. The male version of a snail trail where a guy's pre-ejaculate leaves a wet spot on his underwear, or other surfaces (e.g. a blanket, couch cushion, a partner, etc.) typically after heavy petting or teasing.
by Jesterlestat September 14, 2019
Get the Drag the Bradmug.