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Brad Toth

The god and source of all thicc calves in the state of Texas.
Thank you, Brad Toth, for my sexy sexy calves.
by Timmothy McGay May 22, 2019
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Brad Fork

The extra plastic fork you get at every meal event for that one friend or coworker usually named Brad that breaks his fork trying to cut his meat
Good think I got a Brad fork, Brad broke his again trying to cut a piece of ham
by jenksk9 December 8, 2021
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Brad Turner

Brad Turner is the person you meet in your darkest hour. He makes you smile like its the easiest thing in the world. If you're lucky to be in a relationship with Brad, he'll make you feel like the most beautiful thing in the world.
Brad has many great attributes and talents.
He has great hair, and the most mesmerizing eyes, he plays guitar like a WIZARD and is unusually good at drinking and playing at the same time.
Brad will always take time to say he loves you and is thinking about you when he's far away. Brad will take care of you like you're his prize possession, often times offering to buy you things that you know you don't really need.

But Brad is different than other guys. He deserves more than what he gets and is a diamond that many people pass up. If you ever find a Brad, don't let him slip away.
Brad has the most beautiful mind and is deeper than you could ever know, he's something worth waiting for.
#1 Hey, is that Brad Turner?
#2 Yeah, I wonder if he'll shred guitar for us
#1 Who cares, I've already named our children
by Captkitteh July 16, 2016
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brooklyn brad

an urban-fashioned young gentleman who makes a brief appearance at a party. usually he wears glasses and has a "ball cap" on sideways with hoodie and necklace.
Beth: "did you see that hottie's clothes? He had on glasses and a hat!"

Tina: "for realz, yo! He was hella brooklyn brad"
by lil thing October 12, 2009
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brad parga

brad parga is a 17 year old boy that swatted milton highschool he was seen crying in his mugshot
by Sheriff Robert Johnson September 6, 2023
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Brad Williams

How tall is Brad Williams?
Midget.
by CheesyMna January 14, 2023
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to do a brad.

to do a brad refers to the act of dropping a new gadget when its sitll new.
kevin: dude! check out my new P1i man!
brad: pass it over bro.
kevin: here u go..

*brad drops the phone and puts a scratch on it*

kevin: DUDE.....

*awkward silence*

sitruc: he just HAD to do a brad...
by sitruc265 January 9, 2008
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