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Blasting porcelain

Alternate version of "break the porcelain" as an action. When one poops with the fury of the gods, to metaphoricly blast the toilet apart.
Chad: Where's John?
Stacey: He's in the shitter blasting porcelain after he had all those jalapeño poppers.
by SovietRooshuh August 11, 2019
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Beasting and Feasting

The act of ruthlessly beating the shit out of a woman and then eating her out
Whats up Jackie? Where you been?

Sorry I'm late, I was beasting and feasting with this girl.
by josnif May 28, 2022
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Boating

When you drive your car through a large puddle of water in the gutter of a street so fast that you soak pedestrians walking alongside said road with a huge and filthy wave.
During yesterday’s rainstorm, we went boating in my pickup truck and soaked a fat jogger with a dirty wave so big it knocked his hat off.
by Goofnut March 16, 2023
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ring boosting

The act of exp boosting in gears of war 2. Heres how to do it:

#1:find a match of social king of the hill.

#2:Upon entering, swing a smoke grenade to signal that you want to boost.

#3: one team stay in the circle while the other enters and exits continuously.

#4: Repeat with opposite team.

#5: Watch out for those level 100 bastards that will try to ruin it for you. Have another level 100 as a guard.

#6: This is not bad boosting. Getting to rank 100 will supposedly get you all golden guns in gears 3. Who doesn't want golden guns?

#7: Try to resist the temptation of blowing raam's head off until the end of the round.

#8: If you want to rank up fast the epic games way, play the boring ass tickers only horde they've had for ages.

#9: I bet call of duty fans will prevent this from being published, because "all boosting is bad".
I need to do some ring boosting before gears 3 comes out.
by annnnonnnnymous September 19, 2011
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chest blasting

A vigorous pectoral workout performed by one or more brohemians.
- "Feel like a morning chest blasting, bro?"
- "Yolo."

- "I totally blasted my chest this morning."
- "Me too, brah!"
*High Five*
by PuddingSan September 18, 2013
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wet blasting

Bukkake-like facial cumming.

"I was wet blasting all over Samantha's face last nice"Bukkake-like facial cumming.
"I was wet blasting all over Samantha's face last nice"
by egbb June 3, 2015
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shaft blasting

Ingesting drugs up the pee pee hole (penis required)
by Shaft Blaster February 4, 2016
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