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Scissor Blizzard

An all girl orgy
I walked into the bachelorette party to surprise her but I was the one who was surprised when I saw the Scissor Blizzard going on.
by Gamemaster21 October 30, 2019
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Detroit blizzard

The sexual act of having sex from behind and before you cum stick one thumb in her but and she comes up and sceams you ejaculate in your other hand and slap her in the face with it
I was free until I gave her a Detroit blizzard and now I'm on a list
by Putitincider October 12, 2023
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Oreo Blizzard

A massive sex orgy of blacks and whites taken place in the cold Canadian North-West
Man, that Oreo Blizzard last night was fucking cold. But so hot at the same time.
by GasTheFuckingJews May 3, 2018
mugGet the Oreo Blizzardmug.

texas blizzard

a texas bizzard is where you do a line of coke off a hookers ass crack and shave the butt hairs prior to doing the line then she farts the coke and ass hairs and you cum at the same time
steven: yo dude i got a wicked texas blizzard last night from a hooker
by xXfartsmellaXx September 19, 2025
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Milwaukee Blizzard

The sexual act is performed while shotgunning an ice cold Milwaukees Best Beer while one sexual partner provides oral sex after stuffing the shotgunners anus with Frozen Custard. This gives the shotgunner a lakeside effect (blizzard) on entry and exit.
I miss my days in Milwaukee, the rich brewing history, the frozen custard capital of the world. The access to such goods were integral in obtaining euphoria while performing a Milwaukee Blizzard
by rv.recreational April 10, 2025
mugGet the Milwaukee Blizzardmug.

Back Blizzard

Nut on a individual's back in a freezing room and let it freeze
"Dude I just gave Gavin a HUGEE Back Blizzard!"
by pissandfart August 5, 2025
mugGet the Back Blizzardmug.

Michigan Blizzard

(n) The Midwestern version of an Alaskan Mudslide. The act of cumming into a condom and freezing it over and over until the condom is phallicesque enough to be used as a dildo. (Then using it as one would use a dildo.) The act of freezing one's cum dildo is preferably done throughout a long winter where you can freeze it outside.
"Yo bro, I've been working on this all winter, and I think I'm ready show this chick a Michigan Blizzard."
by G_freezy September 8, 2018
mugGet the Michigan Blizzardmug.

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