beijing beef

To perform intercourse so vigorously that the female is forced to squint.

She requested a double entree platter of Beijing Beef, and I was happy to serve her up.

by WillyK March 26, 2008

Being a Bum

Staying in bed all day and doing nothing, such as playing candy crush

Hung over friend: "Last night was rough, I'm still in bed and I'm playing Candy Crush"

Best Friend: "Dude, you're being a bum."

by cmexceler8 July 6, 2014

Beaniality

Noun -

1. The practice of having sex with Beanie Babies
2. Anything errotic involving a person(s) and said toy, including but not limited to cunilingus, felatio, etc.

Alternate Forms: beanial (adj.), beanialize (v.),

1. Cano and Matt engage in beaniality every weekend while Cano's little sister cowers in the corner.

2. Alec's behavior was so beanial, disheartening his human lover, Andrew.

3. "Want to watch me beanialize that Princess Diana Beanie Baby?" Beth suggestively suggested to Caitlyn.

by omgtheykilledkenny July 23, 2010

Beanie Butt Load

Take 3 beanie babies and take out all their beans. Put them into a funnel. Insert it into a friend's anus.

Sally really enjoyed giving Jimmy a Beanie Butt Load

by Veiny CLUM March 24, 2011

Being a boner

Marked by being lame, not wanting to go out, not drink, exc;

You’re being a boner rn. Dude, your friend suckkkkks, she being a real boner and stopped drinking an hour ago wth.

by Hswag23 December 26, 2018

Being yourself

An act that gives you power over your life. It should be permitted at all costs.

Me: I wanna be like the other kids

Her: Being yourself is the best you can be

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 26, 2020

Being in love

being in love isnt just who texts first o going on dates it isnt about seeing each other naked it isnt about looking as the best couple ever. Love is about falling asleep in each others arms its about holding hands down the steet and feeling a warm fuzy feeling inside its about getting excited to go on dates its about sharing moments toghether you wouldnt want to share with anyone else its about smiling when their message pops up its abput blushing when there name is mentioned its love. You never ever wont to let them go even if they hurt you even if they screw up you forgive them beacuse your in love with them. Being in ove is about commitment its sbout no one else is better itsabout proving to them no other girl or boy is there mind. Its about facetiming every night even when your both really really tired its about the late night texts its about absloultey everything and anything you can think of. Being in love is the best thing that can happen to a person it can fix everything in a heart beat.

"i miss being in love."
"so do i,look how happy they are"

by pie.... February 2, 2021